Elon Musk: The Reichest Man Alive

Is a guy with a botched penile implant whipping it out?

It was before he realized it was botched.

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Clear case of waste fraud and abuse.

ICWYDT

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from what i’ve seen online none of the 13 kids were conceived the “natural” way. they were all either IVF with the mothers or surrogacy. is that evidence alone that his dick doesnt work? probably not, but it would explain more than just the kids thing.

St.Clair said specifically it was IVF and mentioned that they did some trait selection/CRISPR stuff and also mentioned something about “characteristics from other species” which she didn’t elaborate on (I guess her child is a human/dolphin hybrid with echolocation capabilities)

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Pretty sure that was fake. But wtf knows with Elon. He probably has like a direct to X Neuralink.

Just accept that Elon Musk is a weird dude who can’t have sex like a normal person.

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https://bsky.app/profile/billiechipiemtl.bsky.social/post/3lie32g37422k

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As someone who has lived in the Southeast entire life, this is just a tire issue, yes?

The tire issue is that they’re on a cybertruck.

But seriously carry a shovel and cat litter. It doesn’t help he turns the wheels like that. Also can’t seem to shift quickly enough to build momentum.

Link?

Lol at that windshield wiper.

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I suspect it was actually IVF and elon gave made up a bunch of acronymns to impress her but it was much closer to a normal IVF with maybe some sex selection?

it was a tweet but it looks like she deleted it

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I believe the IVF part. Sex selection maybe. And that was somehow botched, hence Elon pulled out on support?

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That is why Canada has nothing to fear.

That’s a Canadian. Somewhere in Quebec.