He’s just making enough so that he can melt them down and form them into ablative armor for himself.
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I was out with my mother yesterday for breakfast. She posited the theory that X, the son in the Oval Office was a clone. “He’s got so many children, why does he give that one special attention?” I gave her the UP theory that he’s just the right size to be a portable human shield. I think shield is more likely than clone.
going for 1488
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People are pointing out the timestamp on Elon’s 14 flag post. 2:14 PM ET. 14:14. Coincidence or Nazi incidence?
Also,
Banks and Grimes were friends until they had a falling out at Elon’s place. It was in Isaacson’s book. I don’t remember the details. He must have left out the best parts.
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It’s all a lot less complicated than the memes would suggest
Musk is firing people investigating musk
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Shocked pikachu dot jaypegg
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Elon was right. Chess players aren’t smart (pieces are misplaced).
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For being a free speech absolutist Elon sure does go straight to calling for prison sentences for journalists
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Can someone sum up this whole st clair Musk thing?
I’ll give it a shot, but I don’t know much either.
-Musk knocks up St. Clair several months ago
-She reveals this herself because some tabloid was allegedly going to out her on this (theory is that she did it only because she wanted to increase her leverage in negotiations with Elon).
-Once it was revealed, family values repubs are tweeting congratulations non-stop
-Increased visibility has causes dumb tweets and other stuff she has done to resurface
-Elon hasn’t publicly acknowledged that kid is his yet (AFAIK).
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Another woman comes forward to say he has had a child with Elon via IVF.
It was IVF? I didn’t know that.
Yes, Elon does not have a working penis. See posts above about the botched penile implant.
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Wait what? Was that so they can do some weird genetic selection thing?
IVF isn’t for botched dicks. You can do iui after you get the sperm just fine. It’s going to be some weird genetic/eugenics thing
Someone needs to run up to Elon from behind and pants him to prove or disprove the botched penile implant rumor.
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I don’t know exactly. I saw it in passing in a thread but there’s been fake tweets going around as well so don’t hold me to it. But I thought Elon had some assistance with a lot of his kids which is why it didn’t strike me as strange.