Elon Musk: The Reichest Man Alive

I went to college in San Antonio and had a lacrosse game against Rice University in early 90’s. I am galactically bad at direction. My roommate was even worse. We pull up to I10 and Jimmy’s all like “dude, which direction?” and I’m like “no idea, bruh”.

We pull into a convenience store to ask directions:

“Is Houston to the east or to the west?”

Clerk looks us dead in the eyes for a few seconds and slowly says, “Houston? It’s to the west”.

75 miles later and seeing nothing but mileage signs to El Paso, we realized the depths of our ignorance.

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Without GPS I’m 100% sure I’d be divorced because our in-car fights over the right way to go even with the GPS can get bad.

This may be the fastest route depending on what the roads are like if going more of a direct line. I’ve driven from LV to OKC and it basically took us this route except at Las Vegas NM you just keep going east

I, a super serious intellectual, lament the inefficacy of psychology in treating a lone instance of suicide, while also making an armchair psychiatric diagnosis about his mental state and the likely causes that led to his suicide. I also find nothing ironic about this!

I got lost looking for a movie theater in Columbus in the pre-gps days and if it wasn’t for the ring road around Columbus I’d still be looking…

There hasn’t been much bad weather lately and it looks like the longest stretch between charger locations is from Green River to Richfield on I-70, about 120 miles. Range should not have been a problem. As wheatrich said, it’s pretty barren. Generally flat and very windy. The speed limit is 80 mph but I’ve been passed by people going a lot faster. Perfect opportunity to see what a cybertruck can do.

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Always love it when dudes kill themselves after their wife leaves them. That will show her!

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https://x.com/airbagged/status/1875329853001695283

https://x.com/airbagged/status/1875339256966869097

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https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/elon-musk-humiliating-burner-account-20012260.php

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No, the next exit

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It’s the inverse with my wife and me. First time we went to Vegas together, she was driving us west on Tropicana. I told her to move left so we could turn south at the Strip…she moved right.

So I said, “no, left”…and she moved another lane right.

It was then that I learned of the existence of “your other left”.

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One of my singular skills in life is to be great with directions given one caveat. Once Ive driven somewhere once, I can find my way again (given the streets havent changed) no matter how much later in life it is. My brain can seem to grid out any drive I take so long as Ive done it at least once.

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If I look at a map and figure out my own way how to get somewhere I will remember it. If the robot is giving me directions as I drive, I probably won’t learn anything.

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https://archive.ph/QgI54

“This was not a terrorist attack,” the note said. “It was a wake-up call. Americans only pay attention to spectacles and violence. What better way to get my point across than a stunt with fireworks and explosives?”

The writings found on Sergeant Livelsberger’s phone suggest that he had been increasingly concerned about politics. In one note shared by the police, Sergeant Livelsberger said that people should “try peaceful means first but be prepared to fight” to get Democrats out of the federal government.

In another, he said that “masculinity is good and men must be leaders,” adding that people should rally around Mr. Trump and Elon Musk, Tesla’s chief executive and a top donor to the Trump campaign.

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Commence trying to spin him into a sympathetic figure.

Goes to show, actually trying to square the circle by taking the shit Trump and Musk say seriously leads to insanity.

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FTFY

Killing yourself to own the libs. That’s a good one buddy. High five!

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The only way to get to vallhaha.

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A conspiracy theory is raging that the Adrian Dittmann X account is secretly run by Elon Musk, but evidence points to it belonging to an Elon Musk fan… named Adrian Dittmann.

No, “Adrian Dittmann” on X is not Elon. He appears to be, in fact, Adrian Dittmann, a German Musk fan living in Fiji, according to a Spectator analysis of his posts, social media, deleted content, AI art, comments on Spaces and unique biographical details.

The real-life Dittmann is the son of a German software entrepreneur who has launched several businesses in Fiji, including a forestry venture, a bottled water company and a marina and yachting facility. One of those companies entered the Musk Foundation’s $100 million Xprize Carbon Removal contest the same month the Dittmann X account was created, in July 2021.

X’s Adrian Dittmann said he participated in the Musk Foundation carbon removal contest during an April 2023 Space, noting how Musk had “even spent, I think, $100 million US on a project that is supposed to reduce carbon emissions… We even, I even, took part in it.” In July 2023, Musk and X’s Dittmann spoke to each other on an X Space, and X’s Dittmann explained his unique upbringing and accent: “I grew up in Gibraltar, lived in Morocco for a few years,” he said. He also said, “I can tell you I’m in Oceania,” when asked where he lived, but didn’t want to offer more specifics. Last night, on another X Space, he claimed he is in his twenties.

The Fiji-based German Dittmann fits this unique biography — his father lived for a period of time in Gibraltar, where his company has an office, according to a 2000 UK business filing for the software company that lists his country of residence as Gibraltar.

X’s Dittmann posted last year about visiting Australia: “A few years ago, I was there to inspect some machinery at a warehouse in the forest, and I saw a spider the size of a dinner plate.”

At the grand opening ceremony for the Dittmanns’ new maritime center, former president Wiliame Katonivere of Fiji can be seen greeting the Dittmann family, shaking hands with Adrian Dittmann.

X’s Adrian Dittmann posted about first getting Starlink on June 9, 2024. Starlink became operational in Fiji in May 2024, with Musk meeting President Katonivere in May and again in October.

The Dittmann X account also deleted a 2021 post showing a sunset photograph that looks like it was taken in a tropical location with palm trees. The account has posted from a time zone that is UTC+12 hours, with at least three screenshots showing a local time and date ahead of when the screenshotted content was posted. The corresponding time zone covers several Oceanic nations, including Fiji.

The Dittmann X account often hosts Spaces where he shows himself cooking steak and Paleo-type meals (he posted that switching to a mostly-meat diet helped cure his acne) using a cookware brand sold in Germany.

Power outlets visible in the video are Type 1 outlets, mainly used in Australia, Argentina, Chile and Pacific Island nations such as Fiji.

The chef’s left hand shows a thin gold band and distinctive long fingernails, just like Fiji Dittmann’s hands seen in photos and videos of him. The floor seen in the cooking Spaces also matches the floor of a home posted by Fiji Adrian Dittmann’s brother on Instagram.

Three recordings of Spaces showing X’s Dittmann cooking from 2023 and 2024 were deleted by the account within hours of The Spectator reaching out to Fiji’s Dittmann asking about those videos and other content.

https://archive.is/Dj4kJ#selection-685.0-697.114

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