Elon Musk: The Reichest Man Alive

I have used turo once myself. During the pandemic when there were no rental cars at Ohare for a reasonable price, I was able to pick up a car from the parking garage with ease. My GF used it a couple of times in Vegas to get specific vehicles (Rubicon and new Bronco) when doing some light offroading with family.

We’ve used it quite a few times. Once to try out a specific make/model that we were looking at buying while on vacation. Since my tall ass doesn’t fit in a lot of vehicles it was nice to get a week of regular driving experience and not just a quick testdrive. Pick-up and dropoff for us has always just been at an airport parking lot, no face to face interaction with the owner.

Idiot

no shit?

Imagine being the richest man in the world and still this insecure. Goes to show you money doesn’t solve everything.

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He’s had a lot of “lol there are people who think I’m Dittman :rofl: :rofl:” tweets lately also, which probably further confirms it.

When I’m the richest man in the world I’m gonna get me one o’ them toasters that does four slices.

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Its the other way around. You only become a billionaire of you’re an insecure, miserable, psychopath. Happy people you never hear from. They are too busy being happy.

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I’m afraid to ask but who is Dittman?

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I think most of the people who inherit vast amounts of money keep at least a little private and aren’t usually out trying to expand empires they don’t need. Sure there are lots of foundations (Walmart kids), but the drive to keep making more and more money isn’t necessarily inherited.

Some of them just do their own things

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Even if those things are a little weird

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The answer is even sadder than you can imagine.

https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1hpfygi/elon_musk_came_up_with_the_name_adrian_dittmann/

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He’s Musk. Or Musk’s “friend” if you believe Dittman. But maybe Elon has multiple personality disorder and Dittman is Tyler Durden or Edward Hyde.

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Well, other birds are assholes

Me if my opponent is dealt one in Wingspan.

(If I get a Common Raven card it’s obviously okay)

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https://x.com/airbagged/status/1875070560742633595?t=F8j1MzmRG3Ac29v6iYgV_A&s=19

https://x.com/BNODesk/status/1875002805939011776?t=YYt7E1zFSBKs9M63JvF5rg&s=19

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Bagging on Elon through this guy but it sounds like he was having mental health struggles and then his wife left him probably pushing him over the edge.

https://x.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1875238900190372229?t=WZIYCmQ_Re8nDgxhfj-ocA&s=19

Chalk up another L for the efficacy of psychology.

Also, maybe pushed him more over the edge because I doubt he was doing fine when she left him.

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You can bet on whether Dittman or Musk confirm they are not the same person. I have a small position on no, since I think it’s likely they are the same, but even if not, they seem to enjoy trolling people by pretending to be the same.

Seems like a long route…oh I see why.

https://x.com/CitizenLenz/status/1875000088659124612

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Maps took him to the wrong Las Vegas?

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