Elon Musk: Proof that morons can become trillionaires

VW made that exact body style until 2003.

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wat

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https://twitter.com/michaelscherer/status/1721667091630039278?t=EWGXx2wJdu_kK6GvJwI0Aw&s=19

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Last one was built in Mexico on July 30th, 2003. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

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Was that when they introduced the ugly variant with the flower holder in the dash?

The New Beetle coexisted with the OG for a few years, not sure when it was introduced but I know it makes an appearance in Fight Club which came out in 1999.

Looks like the fight definitely won’t happen. As a fellow ACL tear victim, have to sympathize with Zuck. He’ll probably be recovering for a year.

Got to be a lock that elon now says hes ready to fight but has to be in 2023, then blasts zuck for chickening out.

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This why we need a Metaverse without legs.

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*not my picture

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https://twitter.com/DanManCarney/status/1507041501330563073

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Bloomberg article from our friend Ashlee Vance.

Elon Musk is preparing for the most consequential launch of his career. But this one isn’t rocket science—it’s brain surgery. Musk’s company Neuralink Corp. is seeking a volunteer for its first clinical trial, meaning it’s looking for someone willing to have a chunk of their skull removed by a surgeon so a large robot can insert a series of electrodes and superthin wires into their brain. When the robot finishes, the missing piece of skull will have been replaced with a computer the size of a quarter that’s meant to stay there for years. Its job will be to read and analyze the person’s brain activity, then relay that information wirelessly to a nearby laptop or tablet.

https://archive.li/yN8gL

Welp, he’ll have absolutely zero trouble finding volunteers, that much I know.

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I love this community note. One of the main reasons it’s hard to leave X is the entertainment value provided by Elon fans.

https://x.com/edmunds/status/1722417188383211742?s=20

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Impregnating a slave in the emerald mines, however… now those women were grateful.

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I volunteer Elon

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JFC. The monkey trials were a disaster. Were there even any successes? All I’ve heard about are tortuous deaths. Unreal that this was approved for human trials.

that was my first thought, they’ll have to disclose all that to this volunteer right? with lawyers in the room?

whoever chooses to do that deserves what they get. i guess you’d be the first, so congrats on that.

How did Elon manage to make abortion weirdly about race?