Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

Shit, youve been hacked. Toss your phone in a kiln. Its the only way to be safe

First time ever I get a porn like ad on twitter. Thanks Elon. Very cool.

Big Boob AI!

One day, someone is gonna enter X HQ and became an hero because of that sign.

I mean, it could be said that Elon is doing a great job showing “San Francisco libruls” the merits of the second amendment…

I’m surprised GlamU hasn’t followed me yet. I guess I’ll have to make due with Lainey Sweene.

Should I slide into her DMs?

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FB way worse for scammy follows than X.

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The FB ones are super obvious though. It’s some girl with big tits advertising a sex hotline or something.

I get randoms adding me to IG even though I’ve never posted anything there. No idea who they are or anything like that.

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X is catching up though!

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I’m just getting ads for Cheech and Chong gummies and weird anime porn, how do I get normal porn ads?

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Best name change to:

  • Max
  • X
  • Meta
  • Some additional humorous choice to be listed in replies.

0 voters

Max and Meta should merge and call themselves Beta

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This is the dumbest one I can recall. But X definitely has potential to be even less successful!

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Are you remembering to drive downhill mostly? This oft-overlooked, yet critical step is very important.

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This dude is the king of small dick energy.

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In my day, we would be gathering the boys and their pellet rifles locked and loaded to my house this Friday night at 11. After that, you’ve got no more problems with a lighted sign, street light, or basically anything that has a bulb and is turned on. Once they get tired of climbing up there and replacing bulbs they will get the message and turn that shit off.

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This is like 75% of the ads I’m seeing.

To be fair, I’ve been talking gummies while binge-watching Psycho-Pass, so the ads are pretty well-targeted.

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That’s not going to be good for business.

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