Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

That assumes the info is available to the President

And for Trump specifically, it assumes he trips over the info, because he’s certainly not going to spend any time looking for anything

It could be what AQ said.

If I understand what skeptics are saying, this is all nonsense and the whistleblower allegations are more about how he was treated as an employee and there isn’t any actual ufo evidence involved. They think the reason people are so excited is because the NYT (they claim) botched their reporting a couple of years ago and it set off a chain reaction of bad stories and conspiracy theories.

I’m more open to kooky ideas than most, but if the more credible observations of ufos are physical objects, then I think they’re most likely part of something like a secret drone program rather than interstellar travelers who can’t drive their ships on Earth and end up crashing. A secret program could be something Trump did know about. And he did spill the beans on what supposedly supercool advanced weapons he had that nobody else had.

But I kind of want it to be aliens.

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It also assumes it’s something Trump doesn’t find boring as hell. Why the fuck would he care about aliens if he can’t make money off them or grab their pussies? Maybe if we made contact with a strongman dictator alien he’s care so that he could suck up it.

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1668004568637087746

He did it guys. He made a pretty decent post.

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Obviously stolen and months old. I think this was in our memes thread months ago.

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OK but in the world of Elon Musk meme posts that’s the hottest, freshest content imaginable.

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True

Ecofascists love Teddy K

OMG STOP :sob:

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I thought the top name was supposed to be a cool person, but maybe I’m misremembering and there’s lots of those memes with the top name being a murderous white supremacist

Elon stopped paying google and Amazon, should go well.

You must now subscribe to Twitter Blue to slide into someone’s DMs.

https://twitter.com/TitterDaily/status/1668039817081372678

How will that curtail spam? All spammers have blue checks.

What’s funny is this has been a configurable option forever.

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1668064012246892545

Genius legal strategy.

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Sent that one to my employment lawyer friend for analysis, could be a genius breakthrough from a genius

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https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1668300465514360833

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He’s thinking of micro-transactions where charging .00001 penny per email would not affect a person but would make spam cost too much to be effective.

cliffs:

the goal: end scammers on twitter

two options:

  1. charge users money for an account
  2. end anonymity (probably also completely solves trolling as well)

richest man on earth: i’ll buy it!

everyone: oh, he’ll do option 2, he doesn’t need money, his great grandchildren will never need to make any new money.

rmoe: just kidding! that was a joke

twitter owners: nope! you said it! you have to pay us!

rmoe: haha okay umm let’s do option 1 and fire everyone cause i need to make some money dawg

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If it were me, I would require real name verification but allow people to post anonymously. If they get permanently banned, their real world identity gets outed.

I’m not sure I’m capable of understanding what is happening here. In a thread about Biden family corruption, David Sacks says

In the days of the Roman Republic, Senatorial families were oft paid patronage by foreign kings. A family which had fallen on hard times was not expensive to retain yet could yield immense returns when Rome was persuaded to intervene on the king’s behalf.

He follows with this quote about Rome: “a city for sale and doomed to quick destruction, if it should find a buyer". (How about “a social media site for sale and doomed to quick destruction, if it should find a buyer”?) Then Elon enters with

After a quick scan of his wiki, to put it mildly, Sulla was not a nice person. And he increased the power of the Senate. Maybe Musk thinks DeSantis can be his modern day Sulla.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1668673066115711011?s=20