Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

Can I openly fantasize about hunting down people who openly fantasize about hunting down trans kids for sport?

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Mods are asleep, knock yourself out.

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New Twitter ad I noticed.

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How it started: Elon is already the richest man on earth. He’s buying twitter to protect it as a public forum.

How it’s going: WeLL hE HaS To mAkE MoNeY WiTh iT

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https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1666510336294305794?t=OFTSgIFnJCPksBCHkHFBFg&s=19

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lol reminds me of the BAC discussion in OOT

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When I was waiting tables in LA between jobs, I waited on him and his family. They were very nice and he tipped 30% (this was in 2005, so 15%-18% was still the norm). I told people I waited on Jesus :laughing:

Person of Interest was a great show, too. I’m sad he turned out to be a nutball, but it was probably inevitable based on how he has always been very religious.

Shamelessness is a super power

DO SOMETHING @TWITTERSUPPORT

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…but equally undesirable

Does archive.ph/.today work anymore? Last couple times I have tried I got nothing.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1667289678612156416?s=46&t=RKQIqRrKzVps835SSEmebA

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Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with this guy

These techbro losers are all just so empty inside

Zuck cosplaying a tough guy

Bezos dumping his wife for literally the biggest gold digger in America and taking steroids on his 500 foot yacht

This motherfucker (gestures widely)

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By the way this is like a whole thing on tw@tter apparently. I found it on reddit though. This guy osvaldo trolls the hell out of this billionaire aliko from Africa and the billionaire does not know how to handle it.

more selected trolls, hell there’s a whole sub dedicated to them osvaldo12





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This guy is brilliant

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Osvaldo for world leader

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https://thehill.com/opinion/4038159-stunning-ufo-crash-retrieval-allegations-deemed-credible-urgent/

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1666959977796468737?s=20

I’m seeing a lot of tweets on this. The biggest story in human history. Or nothing. :man_shrugging:

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1667946085560770560?t=pusuqqHswEvH068DCKwuhQ&s=19

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If aliens were real trump would have spilled the beans by now.

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