Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

Though they’re ignoring reality for a purpose. There are two questions, how do we secure the border and what do we do about the people already here. The illegals for votes idea heads off the second question off at the pass and primes right wingers to accept full deportation unless, according to the argument, they want to be a minority politically.

You obligatory reminder that Musk is the country’s highest profile formal illegal and is hardly a reliable democratic voter.

Oddly he forgot to mention that illegals can’t vote… hummmmm

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And they do pay taxes.

They also almost never get tax refunds.

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That’s only 6 to 12 months away.

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[Risks] include irregular heartbeat, incontinence, and psychosis if the user has bipolar disorder, which CNBC reported Musk once suggested he had to his Twitter followers in 2017.

Paywalled WSJ article

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Peepee pants musk.

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Maybe that’s why they call it “drying out”?

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https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1754107863071342969?s=20

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Right, he’s a drug addict.

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Heh, I kinda feel like “Elon Musk became a hard-core drug addict in 2022” is a pro-Elon take at this point. You can at least imagine him hitting rock bottom and turning things around in that case. I worry that social media brain worms have just deranged his always tenuous mental balance, which is probably a more permanent condition than being strung out on drugs. X (MDMA) >> X (Twitter)

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I prefer to imagine an overdose.

I know some people hate fake tweets but this made me laugh so sue me

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This could go in many threads

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Fuck!
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EMu now joining the War on Disney:

https://twitter.com/mcuban/status/1754966036615491917?t=-H0KAn5C-Fx8gEGSqarlKQ&s=19