Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

Is Musk able to hold his twitter tsla web together if he suddenly loses $56b? He probably used some of that or borrowed against it in his twitter meltdown?

https://twitter.com/ThebestFigen/status/1752345929368399955

This thread seems to be AI talking to AI.

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Probably going to get reversed though

The news probably highlighted the fact that Tesla’s board is more beholden to Musk than to shareholders. Sure, they reversed it this time, but there’s no reason to think the priorities of the board have changed. The market is efficiently reallocating capital from companies like Tesla to companies with boards who are more dedicated to returning value to investors. :leolol:

If TSLA incorporates in Texas, aren’t there some issues with just awarding Musk with the same comp package? Because the performance targets have already been met, so it’s essentially just handing him $50B+ for nothing in return?

Or it’s just that all big tech went down a lot on that day and TSLA should have gone down 8% but instead went down only 3%

Your posting is like bacon in the cabbage soup of paradigm shifts.

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What’s really disturbing is that the AI argle bargle is pretty much indistinguishable from corporate manager speak.

lawbros will see some shit like this and go, “hell yeah”

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Is twitter down for anyone else? I get that I’m not logged in, and this error if I try to sign in.

Edit: I cleaned out my twitter.com cookies and now I am able to log in. Nice site you have there Elon.

Umm

Argle bargle and herp derp I use a lot. Thank you community.

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Hmm seems racist

This is too dumb to even process. A one party state like France or UK or Australia?

Only the weakest minds lean toward conspiracies. It indicates lack of the “maybe this isn’t true” thought protocol and leaves you with an arsenal of conclusions you would personally like to be true. Trump is the ur example.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1753596522611011864?t=y8x0Yllw15QejklwiRy9fQ&s=19

The same as your grandpa yelling at the TV now

Elon turning into his father, as his own family members have warned him about, would be quite a spectacle. If he turns into his grandfather, God help us.

https://archive.is/BXrWN

https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1753542836484792422?t=uQ4Rof3jJ2sW1kq1iGlXwg&s=19

Guy’s going to reverse polarize himself into getting an F350 dually with rolling coal stacks

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It’s amazing how quickly it’s happened. The snowball has gained too much speed. There’s no stopping it now.

This explains why there are so few deportations, as every deportation is a lost vote.

Meanwhile, in the actual world of facts and numbers and not dipshit feelings
https://www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/2023/12/29/immigrants-ice-border-deportations-2023/

Nearly 18,000 of those deported were parents and children traveling as family units, surpassing the 14,400 removed under the Trump administration in fiscal 2020.

Literally arresting and deporting more illegal immigrants than Trump to try to impress these right wing chuds who then go on to ignore reality and make up fantasies of granting immigrants citizenship to win votes.

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