Elon Musk: Dork MAGA

Un; fucking; hinged.

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MSM needs to start calling him Elmo.

I’ve become quite fond of Leon.

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I think Elmo tilts him more?

He’s way more an Elmo than a Leon tbh. One of them Times Square Elmo’s that you know are jerking it under there.

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That would be a great bit, get 4-5 guys dressed like Elon, pose for photos in Times Square, panhandle for tips.

https://x.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1836235613433139547

I wonder if all of Elon and Grimes’ kids went through a surrogate? Is this something lots of rich people are doing these days?

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I don’t think the first one was a surrogate but not positive and too lazy to look.

Maybe the only woman Musk actually fucked was Sergey Brin’s wife.

So when you get a surrogate it’s all IVF and not have sex then harvest a fertilized zygote from the actual mom’s womb or something? I guess thinking about it that second method sounds really hard.

Elon’s suing the FAA and ranting about Newsom banning memes and comets hitting the Earth and shit but I still can’t tell if he’s totally off the rails or not.

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https://x.com/TheLincoln/status/1836388290494108084?t=OsH7eSg6dOOh9-FBMDkEmQ&s=19

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I was just thinking how much that sounds like a premise for a Black Mirror episode.

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Haha what kind of loser is going to post on a board full of opinions they agree with where they don’t actually know anybody in real life.

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This seems like a genius idea with real possible use, except for the way it’s actually being marketed.

You could test all kinds of marketing ideas. Politicians could “focus group” tweets.

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Deport this Nazi piece of shit

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Yes let’s definitely give the guy who’s shitposting right wing propaganda 150x a day the benefit of the doubt on Tenet media.

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