Elon Musk: Dork MAGA

Eh…

You are somebody that we don’t know
But you’re comin’ at my friends like a missile
Why are you mad when you could be GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD)
Sunshine on the street at the parade
But you would rather be in the dark ages
Makin’ that sign must’ve taken all night

[Pre-Chorus]
You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay

[Chorus]
So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, you’re being too loud
And I’m just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)
You need to just stop, like can you just not step on his gown?
You need to calm down

She’s been pretty darn political since at least 2018 or so.

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It’s weird that asking for respect for another human is seen as political.

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Oh, absolutely. I wish we lived in a world where gay rights, gun control, and reproductive rights were settled issues that didn’t divide left and right rather than any one of them being a certain signal of the rest of one’s political leanings, but here we are.

It might be worthy of derision if it was a fair account of the issue. But it’s just Elon being a dick, taking the use of the word “impact” literally when regulators require evaluation of impacts on wildlife, public safety, and the environment. The word gets thrown around a lot so he makes his dumb joke that then gets repeated as though it’s a real FAA thing. It’s not the first time. Last year around this time he said it was sharks that were getting improbably bonked by SpaceX garbage.

I mean the FAA does worry about actual impacts and does estimate risks of shit coming down on people and SpaceX feels picked on because of it. It’s hard to say exactly what % full of shit Elon is, but it’s definitely higher than a normal human.

yeah i don’t give a fuck about a hot staging ring jettisoning into the middle of the ocean. obv whale bonk is hyperbole but who cares. Maybe 60 days is reasonable but it seems silly.

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This is more solid. No mention of whales, sharks, seals, or other aquatic wildlife though.

https://x.com/BCCarCounters/status/1833960344886063318

Yeah, it’s not an FAA issue, it’s a NEPA and possibly Endangered Species Act issue.

Decided to check into the “for you” recommendations on twitter insted of “following.” There were like 9 posts from/about Elon, and then gems like this.

110k likes. Blacks in the ghetto allegedly stealing playstations. Can’t wait for Trump to discuss it.
https://x.com/TheOnlyDSC/status/1833979937423819177

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https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1834205082017030529

(TBF, I don’t think it’s about “cutting taxes.” This is the sort of shallow economic analysis now favored by everyone, left and right. Donald Trump is lying because he needs to protect his ego and be elected to stay out of prison, not because of taxes. Elon is lying because he’s ill-informed, has done too many drugs, is under the influence of smarter ex-members of the “Paypal mafia,” and would be able to do whatever he wants in a Trump presidency.)

Yglesias makes the taxes point because anti-tax is the glue that holds the republican coalition together. They lie about things like deficits and foreign policy, etc., when their actual legislation, where they need to pass actual votes in Congress, is about taxes over anything else.

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Looks 100% real

God damn, racists are the dumbest fucking things on the planet.

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Those have got to be staged. Not one of the criminals even acknowledges the camera person.

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From what I have heard the big sticking point is a state-level water permit for their water deluge system, which is mired in controversy for unclear reasons. There was also a news article falsely alleging that they were discharging a bunch of mercury with that system, hard to figure out what’s going on, but it’s certainly a shame to see progress held up by paperwork.

Is this like porn being illegal for under 18s?

Way too obviously staged.

Real piece of shit thing to do too when you think about it.

SpaceX is jerking them around. They’ve been fined twice for unauthorized wastewater releases. Once by Texas and once by the EPA. According to SpaceX the regulators say it’s cool though and they can just keep on doing whatever.

There was also a news article falsely alleging that they were discharging a bunch of mercury with that system

Falsely alleging sounds bad. SpaceX said there was a typo (missing decimal point, apparently) in an entry in a table in the water permit application and implied it wasn’t their mistake. But other pollutants may have been above permissible limits and some things don’t seem to have been measured so :man_shrugging:

The general problem is Elon thinks he can do whatever he wants, screw everybody else. His new thing is polluting in Memphis.

Why can’t these hicks understand this is good for them?

https://x.com/guardian/status/1834877056275853435

https://x.com/AP/status/1835222746977952062

We have finally reached the moment that one of the Toms on old 22 wistfully envisioned: the billionaire space tourism economy.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1835061560957616606?t=I3dHud2ndeLTJbY1E8Wn6g&s=19

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1835079944768307696?t=2_anKqOgZO6GP7CFl5mEfg&s=19