Elon Musk: Dork MAGA

just business dude doing (hardcore) business dude things

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One multibillion-dollar firm that specializes in distressed debt called X’s debt “uninvestable.”

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Elon Musk privately told some of the bankers who lent him $13 billion to fund his leveraged buyout of Twitter that they would not lose any money on the deal

100% no risk to you!

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He got noted again on his comeback to the first note. I think he had this second instance deleted. Fuckers can’t seem to get it through their heads that he is the final arbiter of truth.

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Community notes is WOKE

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Community Wokes

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nonconsensual AI-undressing apps”? I wonder what the use of consensual ones would be… Couldn’t you just undress yourself if you would consent?

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Too much work

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I’m compelled to point out this SCORCHING hot take:

…as some point out SpaceX wasn’t exactly starting from Square One. What SpaceX has been very successful at is taking basically off-the-shelf technology stuff that was developed by NASA 50 years ago and streamlining it so in that way he’s kind of the Henry Ford of space because Henry Ford didn’t invent the automobile he just figured out how to make the automobile you know commercially viable yeah like Henry Ford Elon Musk managed to build on the technology that others had invented.

I have to admit an error in my previous comments on innovation. I gave SpaceX credit for developing a new heat shield material but I was wrong. That technology came from NASA.

Sulla again.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1736812755196227853?s=20

And nothing in between.

https://twitter.com/ManMadeMoon/status/1736751971632288037?t=aHsVuJ_bab9Jt4UA9Wsj7Q&s=19

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“Getting to Mars doesn’t excuse being a total asshole.” Or does it? New podcast. Four episodes.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1736843546727198979?s=20

ah yes the classic “this guy was a really good journalist, but now he’s bad and in a really weird coincidence, the exact moment when he changed from good to bad is when he started looking into ME, how weird is that?” gambit

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The guy who landed a plane on a river?

Not realizing John Oliver is woke until 2 years ago is mega embarrassing bruh

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Sulla would have taken their money before throwing the passengers out of the plane over their families’ houses. And you better like it.

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-skips-employees-yearly-merit-based-stock-compensations-bloomberg-news-2023-12-19/

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