Elon Musk 3: Too uncool for pedo island

So to be clear, Elon still wants the files released, right?


Maybe she will return the favor when Elon posts “Go to Mars.”

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How much do we think Elon would pay her to have a kid with him?

Maybe that question will be answered when he gets bored with Miller’s wife.

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The America Party will surely have an impressive Grokipeodia page.

Anyway it will all be AI slop, and then AI will crawl it and create even sloppier slop.

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The guy is going to have randos screenshotting everything and asking him to change it. Grok, Grokopedia, X. Sounds like the world’s worst moderator position.

Oh no Wikipedia won’t be able to charge as much for advertising because musk is…. O, wait

This is the richest man in the world.

I currently donate 3$ a month to Wikipedia. I guess I can up to 5$.

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On the latest episode of Gen V they have a goat that they name Elon Musk and then explode it.

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Or Cancel Netflix because no one has time to sort through the 98% pf garbage to find the 2% that’s kind of worth watching.

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The other day I saw a category called Your Next Watch. We selected the first thing and it was indeed our next watch.

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Don’t know where people get the idea that the car is fully able to drive itself. “Full self driving” is when you have a big meal and drive yourself.

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“Fully able to drive itself” has a lot of nuance to it. I’ve sat in my driveway and plugged in an address 45 minutes away, and it made the whole drive without the need to kick off FSD once. Other times, you’ll have to kick it off here and there for various reasons. Feels magical, but requires supervision. Elmo is a nazi. It wasn’t my nazimobile.

They get it from listening to Elon’s bullshit.

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An apparently famous 23-year-old climber just died on El Capitan. CNN didn’t provide any details so I was curious to see what twitter had to say. It’s basically an endless stream of this:

https://x.com/search?q=balin%20miller&src=typed_query

The same post, repeated over and over, with links to some kind of spam/scam. I assume it’s some kind of AI farm that somehow triggers on current events. Maybe there was a video at some point (which I have no desire to see, I just want to know how it happened) and somehow when a salacious video appears, that triggers the spam bots.

And this is the “Top” tab. I really hope this stuff chokes out twitter so bad that even normies abandon it.

So let’s check Bluesky:

Oh hey, exactly what I wanted to know. He slid off the end of the rope (and didn’t make a knot). Alex Honhold had a really bad fall doing the same thing (but it was technically his then gf’s fault or something).

This is one of the several reasons I could never be a rock climber. I make way too many stupid mistakes. I need hobbies that don’t kill you when you have a brainfart.

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