Elon Musk 3: Too uncool for pedo island

Fuckin’ A, Oderus Urungus lives on!!!

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He will find the Cuttlefish of Cuthulu!

I saw Gwar - some time in the late 80s/early 90s.

Times Investigation

Elon Musk’s Father Accused of Child Sexual Abuse

Errol Musk has been accused of sexually abusing five of his children and stepchildren since 1993, a Times investigation found. Family members have appealed to Elon Musk for help.

The earliest accusation was in 1993 when Errol Musk’s stepdaughter, then 4 years old, told relatives he had touched her at the family house. A decade later, the stepdaughter said she caught him sniffing her dirty underwear. Some family members have also accused Errol Musk of abusing two of his daughters and a stepson. And as recently as 2023, family members and a social worker attempted to intervene after his then 5-year-old son said his father had groped his buttocks.

Three separate police investigations were opened, according to police and court records, as well as family members. Two of the inquiries ended, while it’s unclear what happened in the third. Errol Musk, 79, has not been convicted of any crime.

Errol Musk, who has at least nine children and stepchildren and has been married to three women, maintains a powerful grip over much of the family. The former stepdaughter, whom he was accused of touching when she was 4, said she later had a child with him when she was in her 20s. She has struggled with drug use, while her mother — who married Errol Musk twice — has grappled with mental health issues.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/world/africa/elon-musk-father-errol-child-abuse.html?unlocked_article_code=1.oE8.iU8W.7JmrNBEebFoi&smid=url-share

Ah, yes, just what the world needs, more offspring to continue the genetically enhanced line of Musks. Maybe they can interbreed and create super-Musks.

Elon interview at ck memorial.

https://www.reddit.com/r/elonmusk/s/w418z4cRCB

it’s the only pro-fascist ai on the market

We’re in a lot of trouble if he’s ever able to fully bend Grok to his will.

So I guess the most vindictive POS on the planet in now totes cool with being called a chomo. I didn’t see that coming. Release the files! he don’t even care

It’s just insane how it’s like their nuclear meltdown against each other, where Elon basically accused Trump of being a pedophile, never happened.

This really should be brought up more and not memory-holed imo. It’s not remotely normal.

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The memory allocation in the hole was used up a long time ago. Now it’s all just > dev/null.

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On Elon at the island:

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That tweet was profoundly stupid

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Neither sentence is written correctly.

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Sometimes, in a deep K-hole, I hammer out shit so fucking stupid that people that

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This fucking guy! A regular old Herbie Shakespeare over here.

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JLaw ok gif