Elon Musk 3: Too uncool for pedo island

atta boy :flexed_biceps:t3:

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And the hits just keep on coming.

Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon

In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.

http://archive.ph/ZPBO0

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His new Acme Boring Company will be painting tunnels on the sides of mountains

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Mr. Musk has made bold and sometimes inaccurate predictions about when he will be able to introduce new technologies. In 2016, for instance, he said SpaceX would send its first cargo to Mars by 2018, a mission that has yet to materialize.

Ah just sometimes inaccurate, so close to that 2018 timeline though!

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Chewing up chunks of the moon and spitting out ASI satellites. Random musings.

He learned his lesson though.

https://x.com/r0ck3t23/status/2022881383748645219

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What he’s saying is don’t complain that he’s robbing you blind, taking away your job, and eliminating your healthcare because this is awesome for you. You should be thanking him!

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Star Trek future is impossible without eliminating Capitalism.

End of scarcity implies human labor is unnecessary, which means worthless under Capitalism.

Be part of the ownership class or die if Elon is right about that.

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Is that a why you’ve got so many billions bruh? Or is it a hedge against your constant lying grift?

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Yea had the same thought, you won’t need money guys but I need this trillion dollar pay package!

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I expect it will end up be part of the ownership class or fight.

I like how he tries to make himself sounds smart by saying “event horizon.”

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He’s just going for the high score.

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Jokes on him. When it hits a trillion it resets to 0.

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So why would anyone bother buying his stock?

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man, that’d be a pretty good wish if you ever came across a genie, if anyone hits a billion they go back to 0? might save the world lol

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Lol, Tesla is such a shit company

Tesla also appears less transparent than its competitors when it comes to crash reporting. Unlike Waymo and Zoox, Tesla has redacted the incident narratives for each crash in the NHTSA database, citing “confidential business information.”

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Elon Musk: Don’t worry about squirreling money away for retirement in like ten or 20 years. It won’t matter

Also Elon Musk: I want Tesla shareholders to pay me up to $1,000,000,000,000 ten years from now

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