El Sapo and RiskyFlush 1v1 Film War

I can’t watch that shit.

264 phone calls a day?
shoot me

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I don’t watch it. Most here have given up too. But we do follow the Daniel Dale bot thread for his coverage and fact checks.

No evidence of anything except this guy is a sensational athlete!

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forgot about this montage of badness

I wonder what the movie would have been like if it had focused on hockey instead of football.

unknown, is the word you’re looking for

They have to stand Tom Cruise next to literal children so you don’t notice he is very short and petite.

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But the delight in imagining

Breakdown? BreakTHROUGH

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Look at that laptop.

Movie is actually about enlightenment

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The DVD contains the full memo/mission statement. Cameron Crowe actually wrote the whole thing lol.

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Horrifically exaggerated paragraph indent formatting in his word processor wtf

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Recognize the guy behind the desk at the print shop?

No,

but that’s actually a great title

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Cruise looking pretty good

His hair has always been immaculate.

Clive Barker, most famous for Hellraiser, wrote a book called Coldheart Canyon featuring an actor as the main character that Clive makes clear (imo) is an analog for Tom Cruise. He gets into some very weird but believable gossip that I’m like yeah, I could see that being true about Tom lol.

The thing that stuck with me is the discussion of the guy’s plastic surgery. And I gotta say that Tom’s recent tweaks have left me wishing he’d go the Robert Redford route for aging, but to each their own.

That’s a great terrible proposal. So bad.

It’s so bad because he can’t be genuine. It’s all a performance to make a sale.

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