Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Twitter executive meeting:

Elon: if we charge legacy checks for checks while also selling checks to anybody for $8, we will bring in billions of dollars in new revenue

Executive1: brilliant idea, sir!

Executive2: youre a genius!

Elon: wow, I wasn’t sure, but you’re right, I am a genius with great ideas. I made the right decision firing everyone except you guys

Executive1: hahaha omg I just read that meme you tweeted. Perfect comment! The gag reel of King Kong definitely had tons of giant ape dongs, you’re right!

Executive2: HAHAHAHA

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After. The offer wasn’t binding, and it didn’t become binding when the board accepted it. But after that, they quickly finalized and signed a merger agreement. That agreement was binding, subject to certain narrow contingencies, which were what the lawsuit was (notionally) about.

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Thanks. That’s what I was looking for.

I can’t follow his logic for this checkmark fiasco at all.

At worst he should have kept verified checkmarks and added a new color for the twitter blue (lol at that name) so people could display multiple checkmarks if necessary,

Instead jr has made all checkmarks meaningless and nobody who isn’t insane will pay for it, and if they do they will configure it not to display.

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miles klee is fucking great at this shit

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https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1642146395422355456?s=20

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I swear I saw someone show that twitter blue checkmark was able to be turned off by the user, but it might have just been a fever dream.

Yeah there’s supposed to be a setting to hide it.

DAE think that annoyed girlfriend is punching above her weight when they see this meme?

I’ve always thought she kind of looked like Leighton Meester, so not really.

Nah, she turned out to be a hot bisexual and he got cucked





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https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/1642336623085096960?t=vNXr9Oxg9ME02HRBX4Il6Q&s=19

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It’s not a great photo, but always thought she was most likely hotter than the other girl.

It’s not so much “hotter”

That it is different

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1642494206663962625?s=20

Very adult like by Elon.

It’s called being Hardcore, loser. Look it up!

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Twitter is close to unusable now. It makes me log in from scratch several times a week. Gg Elon.

Do you use the app or a browser?