Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

My twitter account got suspended and I haven’t posted anything in over a year. WTF!

Free speech, yes. But free not-speech? I don’t think so, pay $8 if you just wanna watch the show.

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you can’t just watch

https://twitter.com/SIfill_/status/1618804811402723328

https://twitter.com/DavMicRot/status/1618980177937063937

https://twitter.com/DavMicRot/status/1618984682007281665

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1619037727307202560?t=hQKPTONQJ9K8U-zMqkrrdQ&s=19

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How does this guy still have people that like him?

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FIFTEEN?!! the first one wasn’t even that compelling. i had no idea there was more than single digits in the “files”…

also twitter has to be the WOAT original format for any journalistic media. even if those things were the least bit interesting, which they arent, im not navigating that shit.

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You have to pay a $100 to watch imo

Photographer I follow on Instagram was taking sunset photos yesterday and saw a Tesla crash into a railing.


I’m not saying it was on full auto pilot and tried to steer into a small child on the side of the road until the barrier stopped the terminator car’s insatiable blood lust, but it’s possible.

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Tesla: Christine for Kids!

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Willing to bet irl testicle that elno paid $5MM to buy thing sekretly after refusing to pay this kid $50k a year ago to shut down his twatter

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Good news, 4000-character tweets are supposed to come next month!

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Jim Cramer??

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https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1619155606132383746?s=20&t=che5dTx08o9ACd-vNd1lbQ

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New tweet:

This seems like excellent, even awesome news. So much can be conveyed in 4000 characters that you can not even begin to tackle in 288 characters. Sure when twitter was intentionally launched you only had a meager 144 characters. I honestly don’t even know how Twitter was able to be at all popular let alone useful with such a tiny character count. I can not even state my intended thesis in that few of characters. It was a huge limit on the ability to convey correct information and only useful for those who wish to sow distrust and misinformation. Now we can fully flesh out entire concepts and ideas and not just leave it up to the reader’s imagination. I am not sure what the average character word count is today, but the number five seems to strike a chord in me from a long time ago. That means we are looking at eight hundred word missives. This is just a snack size of writing and something that could easily be consumed with a cup of coffee or bowel movement. Two hundred and eighty eight characters would vanish into the ether before you could sit down for either. I think four thousand words is the minimum that should be allowed and eloquent writers should be allowed at least ten thousand characters or more. Not every tweet will be four thousand characters. Take this one, for example. Nowhere close to four thousand characters, but totally obliterated under a two hundred and eighty eight character limit. There are not enough abbreviations.

Same tweet on original twitter:

Cool

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Of course. Chad Loder had one of the best Twitter accounts imo. They did incredible research and routinely exposed and embarrassed assholes like Andy Ngo.

https://twitter.com/teslaownersSV/status/1619174584829513733?t=b89pLtbvpXOTR1GUHEsV0g&s=19

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https://twitter.com/preneh24/status/1619889507133976580

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It’s not a metaphor.

https://twitter.com/A1exTimmons/status/1619179639955656706

https://twitter.com/KapryKorN17/status/1619189713788862465

Reported this tweet in reply to the tweet above it. Pretty sure that’s George Floyd being killed in a video game. Twitter literally has a category for celebrating or praising violent acts.

Nope, nothing wrong.