Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://twitter.com/GenFlynn/status/1611477993175633949

I feel like Europe and Elon are not going to see eye to eye long term. I assume Elon will just close Twitter in Europe. While no sane business would likely pursue such a path, I think Elon absolutely would.

If he has to choose between protecting his right wing friends or listening to some dirty government, his “friends” will win.

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1611485857957007368

https://twitter.com/DerAnwalt83/status/1611744384038440961

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-07/musk-says-he-can-t-get-fair-trial-in-san-francisco-favors-texas

Holy fuck. This is literally how it happens.

No real new information on the year old twitter leak just an overview of what happened and what was exposed. This wasn’t on Elon’s watch. Can’t wait to see what happens on Elon’s watch.

https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1611904444605829121

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Is that the supposed final product for the Boring Company? Unreal if so. Not a DOT in America would allow that to be longer than a few feet.

The power of the Blue Check :dolphin:

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The “final product” has the Teslas riding on sleds zipping through the tunnel at 60+ MPH but there doesn’t seem to be any activity from the Boring Company on anything lately.

In tangentally related douchebag news, there is a non-zero chance that occasional thread guest star Jason Calacanis accidentally kills himself tomorrow

https://twitter.com/jason/status/1611908452909199361

Lol even if that tree weren’t still dangerously propped up in the air, it’s an enormous amount of work to get rid of a tree that size. Actual work, not rich guy work. There is 0% chance he does it himself.

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One of my favorite genres of posts is “rich pampered dude pretends to be salt of the earth by posting casually about some folksy, manual chore and inadvertently tells on himself in the process”

Ben Shapiro going to Home Depot and carrying like a 2x4 in a plastic bag to own the libs. Or Roy Moore riding his horse to vote. All amazing stuff.

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You don’t think a guy who has to guy buy a chainsaw to do it is up for it? :rofl:

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If he really loved that board he wouldn’t mind if I ate that receipt.

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Damn your eyes went straight to his abs too?

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100% a cedar plank for him to make his famous planked salmon with mignonette amuse bouche. Very maga!

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As someone who has had plenty of limbs fall on my property, I can confirm that they are way heavier than they look. I’ve had some that I thought I’d be able to just drag into the brush and I couldn’t budge them.

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Tree work is the absolute fucking worst

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