https://abc7news.com/devils-slide-crash-tesla-car-drives-off-cliff/12647691/
New Tesla marketing campaign: Go ahead and try to kill yourself! You can’t. Our cars are too safe (for the occupants).
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Jesus. I vaguely recall this thread. I think it was before ‘no money in poker, everyone’s good.’ Did he just fold 1.387 million hands against any aggression? Run a Party Poker 2002 level set mining in 2010 on PokerStars for the volume rakeback min wage?
I remember wanting to claw my eyes out trying to beat 25NL and .5/1 limit after about 50k hands around that time.
I instead pummeled the $2 6h PL 5-card draw SNG games because they were quick and I could beat them while drinking or before class and Poker Tracker couldn’t track the hand history. Good times. I blew my winnings at Badugi micro-stakes cash games on PokerStars and occasional shots at 50\100 NL, fair trade I think.
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Interesting
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And what a 12 months it was. That tweet’s not in response to anything that I can see, just a reminder I guess. Reminded me of this
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I’m revising my target upward to 69,420.
I wish somebody would do a montage of all the investment house analysts on CNBC / FBN doing the “Tesla is a $1500 stock” bits so I can inject it directly into my veins.
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Everyone thought buying Twitter was stupid, but it turns out he was just making a smart diversification play out of Tesla before it goes to zero!
Twitter suit
https://twitter.com/sleepisocialist/status/1610410587464384512?t=SQ6U41cTV2dD3zqTblkvVA&s=19
Twitter is going to allow political advertising going forward according to an AP article. they were previously banned entirely under jack since 2019.
that’s actually a money making plan… get some of that sweet sweet PAC grift money and just turn the disinformation dial to 1000.
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C’mon every TV show has some good guys hacker collective. Can’t we have one take care of Twitter? Anyone?
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Can Dems make good Twitter ads?
outside of the AOC contingent, highly doubtful.
Does Dr. Oz eat crudités?
Nothing like total loss of institutional memory to make a business hum.
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Clearly nobody in that Tesla had their vaccinations.
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Sad story. Reminds me of a guy in Detroit that was convicted of driving off a pier on purpose. He and I think the wife got out. Kids drowned. There were witnesses that saw him drive around and hesitate before hitting the gas. Also they reviewed a post gas leak incident in the home that they later realized was a prior attempt.
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They should market Tesla’s to people who like to drink and drive.