Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

The algorithm’s first purpose is to find whatever will get you to rant about what you don’t like.

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https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1608648430993444865

Aren’t janitorial services normally contracted out? Are the Google janitors actually Google employees?

We live in a simulation.

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Often, yes, because we could not possibly treat janitors like human beings, but it is probably just shorthand for ditching the contracting company.

Yea that’s it, I’m convinced. Can we reload to 2013?

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Abre los ojos

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Someone on Twitter speculated that the Tate arrest was staged–as he had made a video earlier predicting that he’d be arrested.

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Thanks. That makes sense.

https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1608658436925054978?t=R0FIJA63cxrxpQzLR6bz8w&s=19

https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1608678943804260352?t=4sIGL6t8i4MuR3uAg45PGA&s=19

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Basically a completely uncensored MMA version of Jordan Peterson. Replace Peterson’s supposed credibility from academia with credibility from being rich. Instead of hunting at what a woman’s role should be like JP, Tate is far more explicit and crass about it

Flipping through YouTube shorts I came across a video of him with some yt influencer (I’m guessing). The whole bit was about him flying to meet someone in Serbia or thereabouts for an afternon and his total expenses for private jet, luxury cars for his 8 “body guards” and hotels for everyone came to $400k, so if you’re some guy who just made $200k from crypto you are, in fact, a “brokie”.

So definitely an immature HS boy’s idea of how a grown-up baller lives.

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https://twitter.com/a_picazo/status/1608681139245559810

Really truly sucks that this guy is an idol to a bunch of adolescent boys.

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dlk9s jr (14) just came into the room with big smile on his face and said, “Did you hear about Andrew Tate?”

I showed him the Greta tweet yesterday, not knowing he knew who the guy was. He said, “Ha! Andrew Tate?”

I replied that he’s some asshole or something, I didn’t really know about him. dlk9s jr told me that he indeed knows who he is and he is “horrible.”

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Looks like you’ve done well

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Driving around in 300k cars while filming tik toks Doesn’t seem like he was hiding out. I’m all for a great story but I don’t think Greta and a pizza has anything to do with him being found.

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But what happened before the video started?

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On a completely unrelated and unimportant note, that dude has the weirdest combo of an American accent and a British accent I’ve ever heard.

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So reload to 2014*? Seems worse.

*2013 was a good year for me it will take some convincing to load a save from before then.

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I’m not doing 2013 again. Fuck that. Same for every year since.

I know the pizza thing is fake, but this is still a good tweet.

https://mobile.twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1608606716140343298

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