Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

This could be Elon’s big chance to be a hero. All he has to do is not bring submarines into it or call any astronauts pedophiles.

Really is a golden opportunity for him. Let’s see how he screws it up.

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Forgot to tell you all, but you can call Tate fans Tater Tots.

Also someone edited Andrew tates wiki page for kick boxing.

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Thank you so much Elon for paying $44B to buy twitter, unban Andrew Tate and getting him arrested.

I love you Elon, I love you Greta.

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IIRC he chose Romania specifically due to leniency in sexual assault laws, or something.

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Alpha males are truly the Most Oppressed group in all of society. So much for tolerance, liberals!

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https://twitter.com/housetoastonish/status/1608591424085278720?s=46&t=X_so491BWRnlrVwvVlt-cg

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The real Pizzagate!

Jerry’s pizza led police to find the sex trafficker. Who knew all the pizza gate conspiracy theories were finally proven to be true!

Pizzagate was ahead of its time.

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Thanks.

I actually caved and had a bit of a look. Looks like he was a competitive kickboxer, which I guess is some sort of claim to fame.

The most interesting thing about him is that his father was Emory Tate. The chessbros here will probably know who that is.

there’s def a couple kids that talk about him all the time, won’t see them until tuesday, can’t wait.

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Emory Tate was also an asshole he just didn’t have a social media platform.

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My ex gf had a friend whose father owned a “Jerry’s Pizza” and it was delicious

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True, but he struck me as a very different kind of asshole.

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Unless Musk et al post pictures of their passports along with denials I will assume this is all true

“I have never been to Romania in my life #fakenews

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Why are we not allowed to ask questions about Cernovich’s whereabouts? What are they trying to hide? And who is they? Why am I not allowed to ask about this?

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You’re being silenced because you’re a white man. Just watch some Jordan Peterson YouTube videos and it will all make sense.

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I love that JP is always one click away in my recommendations, no matter how many times I dislike him.

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https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1608648430993444865

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https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608603222935228418

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