Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-17/tesla-stock-pummpled-by-musk-s-twitter-actions-as-electric-car-demand-sours

Do you think Gates shorted Tesla after meeting Elon?

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pummpled

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@spidercrab make sure you lead your classes with this brilliant analysis

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604009105563484160?s=46&t=dmp2rk4UjlCLKFHwzngNHw

It’s pretty gross what they’re doing at Neuralink, but this guy needs a brain enhancement chip stat.

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Kind of funny to me everyone pretending like Tesla’s stock price is declining because ELON TOO DISTRACTED WITH TEH TWITTERS when at most that is just a trigger event for the inevitable price collapse of a stock which has been monumentally overvalued for years now.

“Everyone?” Have been in here for 5 years laughing at the comical valuation of Tesla.

This asshole could have cashed out $150 billion. Instead he’s doing…this.

Yeah well lol at you for staying poor and missing out on the great money making opportunity.

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Before you were betting on Tesla as a company plus Elon as a grifter/salesman. The value of the latter was pure speculation and unquantifiable, but I do think it was significant. Elon was great at creating hype (which caused people to buy his cars - as well as the stock) and grifting the government (which led to lots of subsidies, etc.). Elon is clearly destroying that aspect of the value of Tesla, but I don’t think it was inevitable that he would - had he stayed in his lane, the fan boys would have still slurped up Teslas and the government loves nothing more than giving free money to a billionaire so long as he adequately sucks up to them.

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Nice, that’s nice

but you can’t easily short crypt… oh, you can short stocks? :thinking:

https://twitter.com/inthefade/status/1604118496647979009

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Sick retro vibes

Uhhh is that the same font as the Internet Explorer e from days of yore, just stretched?

That’s a pretty sick logo for a semi-ironic YouTube synth-pop channel.

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The owner of Twitter keeps the trains running so I guess go on wit yo bad self

Goat

https://twitter.com/LRonMexico/status/1604199387873386498

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It’s from the pre-Musk era, surprisingly enough:

https://twitter.com/twitterblue/status/1458110302793338892?s=46&t=lRA61fgnZQRbnfGJpmK5CQ