Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Elon doing a lot for malaria research…by making Bill Gates richer.

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Maybe they can do a soft leave? Mirror posts on mastodon, post and twitter for a while. Make it easier for tweet consumers to jump ship.

I’m sure one could write a Chrome extension to post to all three. But from all the times they mention their phones, it seems like everyone tweets from their damn phone - which would make that much more of a pain I guess.

https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1603886760437522433

The reporter who was leading the Twitter Spaces discussion that Elon crashed

I don’t remember the details on that. Was Zappos on it’s way to busto at that time?

https://twitter.com/gfd1967/status/1603916266875527168?s=46&t=XQ-qgocOwqy7aLZn3adl-A

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I wish people would stop doxxing Elon’s apartheid origin story and history of idea theft in real-time.

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Apartheid Clyde is a close second to Space Karen.

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I don’t know what Musk’s favorite movie is, but I’m betting that Lethal Weapon 2 is his least favorite

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Basically this

https://twitter.com/dellcam/status/1603927226369863680?s=46&t=LQMxMGzcWZ1ekjOojRKIMA

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Can you imagine a young naive 19 year old Reeve Musk watching this scene for the very first time and thinking why are they so mean to the nice embassy guy he’s just trying to be helpful

Although tbf Smell Gibson is doing some good acting here too

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Patsy Kensit tho :vince2:

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I’m salivating thinking of Adam McKay or Jay Roach making a film about the Musk saga in the spirit of Bombshell or the Big Short.



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https://twitter.com/Shayan86/status/1603873365441273873

https://twitter.com/Shayan86/status/1603940129751572481

https://mobile.twitter.com/vrunt/status/1603662724227301377

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https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1603959563509694464

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1603963336772784128

https://twitter.com/hoffasaurusx/status/1603963190546944000

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What will tonight’s excuse for ignoring the poll results be I wonder…

Can Elon just rig the poll without anyone being able to detect that he did that?

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Probably would be a pain in the ass to hide it, you couldn’t change it so it was obvious that the numbers were moving too fast.

Probably would have to get some H1B slave to code it for him