Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Comedy is legal on Twitter now AFAIK

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I really don’t see a difference between Musk now and 5 years ago. From 20 years ago its just the hair plugs and less children that hate him.

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I’ve never seen a thin person drinking diet coke.

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597285572699074560

Apple refuses to give me free money for my shitty hatesite full of assholes. Do they hate moms apple pie and freedom? Seems like it to me.

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It’s time to start directly attacking potential advertisers. Let’s start with the biggest and least vulnerable and work our way down.

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Also the one that can do the most damage by taking them from their app store.

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1597294847484100609

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1595256425777090565?s=20&t=e8jjGKPlM7iPUeJN7bxgaQ

Bold strategy. Let’s see how it works out for him.

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Come on this is just silly.

He was always an idiot but until recently was not fully adopting every maga deplorable thought cancer.

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This “Don’t they like free speech?” bit is how conservatives must feel when liberals say, “sure they’re got power, but they’re being hypocrites!”

Sounds like Apple is giving him some friction about Twitter remaining in the App Store, and this is his way of going on offense.

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Yeah, sounds like he really has Apple over a barrell here.

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LOL Apple can turn out his lights. This man is a GOD DAMN FUCKING MORON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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Like we just watched Tim Apple single handedly wipe like $600 billion of market cap away from Zuck following a personal falling out between the two WHAT THE HELL HOW DO THESE IDIOTS GET ALL THE MONEY???

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Probably bought a bunch of bitcoin at $13.

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Enslave people to work in precious gem mines in Africa?

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wait what? how did tim apple do that? what did i miss?

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It was that change they made a while back to make it harder for apps like FB to mine data.

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Letthemfight.gif

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:vince1:

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