Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

I don’t think Twitter is going anywhere. I don’t see any evidence of people leaving in droves. It was a hellscape before, and it’ll be a (slightly worse) hellhole after.

Elon can run it at a loss forever the same way Donald can run businesses into the ground forever - they are both cult leaders with infinite grift potential and will never suffer any real consequences for their narcissism.

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The Republican Party is mostly a secular personality cult now, the Trumpistas dgaf if there’s porn on Twitter. Guys like Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro aren’t Christian in any meaningful way.

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This is just objectively false man. Evangelicals are why trump has power.

Hard to see how the NBA hangs on to any advertisers after this.

When has Elon ever pandered to Evangelicals? The secularized alt-right dipshits are the hot market for Republicans right now. Kanye literally calls himself Jesus and the Republicans love his blasphemous nonsense, they’re not going to gaf if Elon puts porn on his website.

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Weird analogy. The NBA suspended Kyle Irving, made him apologize, and said in no uncertain terms they disapprove of his antisemetic shit. That’s a far cry from Twitter’s owner openly promoting Kanye’s idiocy.

I think you’re underestimating the chances of Twitter dying because Musk literally breaks it. I don’t think a week+ outage would shock anybody right now.

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I’m definitely not ascribing hardly any chance that Twitter goes down for a week+. And even if it does, I’d guess that ~all the junkies and flunkies will be right back banging that outrage button as soon as it’s back. But who knows, certainly I don’t.

So your position is that if Twitter has a lot of porn then evangelicals will no longer support Elon Musk because that would make them hypocrites?

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Looks like Elon is considering it

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1594505795974070274?s=20&t=vFalGmBSboKVcB1NuqyUug

37K followers is right about what I would have thought for him

I’ve watched every episode of The Office way too many times and got 100%. You just need practice!

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https://twitter.com/extrafabulous/status/1594716114961010688

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Mr. Super Genius Business Guy now laying off…sales.

https://twitter.com/caseynewton/status/1594712990254702592?s=46&t=KrxV89npH5jsmmflRHJy9g

Advertisers cant leave if they dont know who to email.

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Must isn’t trying to get elected president of Twitter, he’s trying to please reply guy trolls. In theory, he’s trying to make money off Twitter and he seems to believe that’s his best path forward, so offering them porn seems like a reasonable gambit. He doesn’t have to appeal to Evangelicals at all.

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