Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Often BA in the sciences is a path toward med school or other professional program.

Also combined with a education degree you get your high school science teacher.

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1593335536697090048

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1593336525898530821

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1593337516878434306

Bwahahaha. I don’t think it’s true that rocket scientists are short on employment options but I get the feeling Elon didn’t barge through SpaceX demanding people click yes to work hardcore and other stupid shit that would make people who may normally work hard say nah I’m out.

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Plus “sending people into space” has a little more cache than “making Twitter objectively shittier”.

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Twitter is doing a lot of reminiscing right now.

This thread is gold:

https://twitter.com/NickTagliaferro/status/1593118215068348416

https://twitter.com/MrPaulBae/status/1593139011841032192

https://twitter.com/dawginhim/status/1593139035090063360

https://twitter.com/natepbd/status/1593305569561042945

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Right. Tesla is the same, they are both cool and desirable places to work. Twitter is just a job, especially when you feel like it’s going to have the copper wiring yanked out of it.

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1593386047131377664?s=20&t=kZ9jWjrIdrbmbZwVGaurZw

REAL conservatives LOVE when their boss tells them he’s gonna impose an “extremely hardcore work schedule”

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Maybe many devs wanted to be hardcore but their moms won’t let them.

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oh shit

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1593391604785504257?s=20&t=key2edI4y7j9Zy3yJsz0Dw

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The tale of Elon the Scorpion

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Ol’ Musky’s at it again after yet another genius plan backfired on him.

People aren’t allowed to work from home but also there are no offices.

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i’ve had bad exec come into the office, and start wreck shit. but not like this.

What if people could work just by thinking about it, like our previous and future President?

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Has it even been a month yet? What were the odds that Twitter wouldn’t exist at all a month ago by Jan 1 2024, let alone Jan 1. 2023?

https://twitter.com/davidpdxer/status/1593394005748125697?s=46&t=v273Nj5qWO6SwGJyawGjIQ

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best way to fire people amirite?

Previously the promoted tweets in my feed were either mobile games for kids or You Won’t Believe… clickbait.

Now it seems a large portion is far right stuff about globalism et al.

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this is all so much fun

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