Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

swoon

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I actually watched the trailer for Alphacon and it was surprisingly tame. I was hoping for Tom Cruise in Magnolia, but instead it was a bunch of Tony Robbins “release your inner alpha wolf” nonsense.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589791846737522688

The guy shows a shit ton of antipathy for his own customers.

It’s like if Taco Bell released ads of some douche saying “it doesn’t matter what I say, you’ll still buy that 7 layer burrito and chalupa when you’re drunk at 2 AM. Won’t you, you pigs? We at Taco Bell think you will.”

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Elon post comments in a nutshell

https://twitter.com/Dazz19911991/status/1589803334332207104

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That’s a 44 billion dollar idea.

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https://twitter.com/gabehudson/status/1590483960085086208

Twitter’s going to stink. No more scrolling down and seeing randos’ hot fire burns?

edit: I’m not clear if they will sort like this in replies? Regardless I’m pretty sure it will stink.

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So he’s basically discovered Deadspin’s starred commenting system from 20 years ago?

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It could be like the show additional replies including potentially offensive thing they have now. Which is fine, I rarely if ever have anything to say. Same as here, now I think about it.

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He compared it to your inbox and your spam folder on gmail. You can still go look at the stuff in your spam folder, like, if you want.

So even if I have my feed set on Latest Tweets, I’ll only see tweets from Blue Checkmarks?

What about Lists? An easy workaround would just be to make a list of your follows. It’s easy to make a bookmark to a list on the computer. On the phone you might have to skip using the app - which takes 3 or 4 clicks to get to a list.

https://twitter.com/brianphillips/status/1590427953921675265

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https://twitter.com/ThaReaI0J32/status/1590459464125386752

https://twitter.com/ThaReaI0J32/status/1590469653234864131

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https://twitter.com/myronjclifton/status/1590546700980342784

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Elon’s whole plan is based on the idea that people won’t blow $8 just to make silly goofs on Twitter, it’s amazing.

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Maybe his plan is that people will pay $8 to make silly goofs.

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https://twitter.com/keyavakil/status/1590567383026237440?t=fZHqpsmt5VstzhAKYEwNcQ&s=19

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https://twitter.com/AtticusGF/status/1590487415705456641?t=u9_Tfnt-cLsCmHaZ5J2DIg&s=19

Price of a jumbo latte.

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https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1590575267751559168?t=yYBrIGebNe57bS2pGfqYvg&s=19

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Meanwhile, he paid $44 billion dollars to make silly goofs on Twitter. I don’t think he’s getting his money’s worth.