Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://twitter.com/boredelonmusk/status/1588745335136227328?s=46&t=vR7E4XV0DaTQ19prq1aryw

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Pretty sure he left Twitter a while ago.

https://twitter.com/scottjshapiro/status/1588615970595430400

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https://twitter.com/growing_daniel/status/1588646816085868545?s=46&t=m22f8h7LHfYFtQw9NHrH9Q

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This won’t backfire on Elon at all. More advertisers will not run away and others not ever join because he made it an inhospitable place for advertisers, nope won’t happen.

Lmao

https://twitter.com/RichyCraven/status/1588555585704071168

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I realize Elon has no real experience with advertising funded businesses (from either side). Seems like Elon is quickly learning he doesn’t have the final say or last word, the advertisers do. His $8 gambit was to try and take some of that power away but we all know that even the most optimistic results for Elon will create only marginal revenue.

Now Elon is threatening the advertisers? This is not Tesla where you can just do whatever you want and still make money.

MuellerSheWrote and similar big brain liberal Twitter accounts are speculating that Elon’s ruining Twitter on purpose as a favor to China.
https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1588891492386738176

“The sooner you realize” coming from this account is some kind of hyper-irony I can’t comprehend.

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So much going on here:

https://twitter.com/MrsScottBaio/status/1588746882591133697

https://twitter.com/DanRather/status/1588731933093396481

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What’s amazing about Twitter is that like all of its daily users seem to be a-ok with the entire website crashing and burning. We’re all hatewatching at this point.

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It’s because Twitter isn’t actually important and no one really cares. No stakes.

Truth social being run by half wits and carnies as a functional clone is a clue it wouldn’t be hard to replace.

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https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/1588876465915166721

Apparently you won’t even see your friends in your replies if they don’t pay.

People will just stop using it before they pay $8. It will lose its interactiveness and just be a place where media and pundits link other content. (Like now but without any back and forth)

Everyone is basically fine to ignore this asshole and keep using twitter and he’s actively running us off what a god damn moron

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I am seriously triggered by this punctuation.

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I was actually worried about this (if you replace “China” with “conservative donors”) but now that MSW believes it I’m more reassured it’s not the case.

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“Power to the people” for $8

“Half the ads & much better ones” sounds an awful lot like an average Trump statement

https://twitter.com/jbeda/status/1588959474781655040

Sweet apple and google get $2.40 of every check mark every month.

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“the sooner you accept this completely non-sensical premise, the more sense everything makes”