Wait you’re telling me the projecting whiny crybabies that are never happy aren’t happy? I am shocked.
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It’s going to be fun watching the idiots who fall for the $8/mo constantly bitching every three months when they get the email announcing the new price of $10, then $12, then $15, and eventually the $20 they were gonna do all along. And we know the frog-in-a-boiling-pot pricing works and they’ll pay it b/c we have [checks notes] the entire universe of subscription apps that already do this and people always pay it. Seems like I got several of these price hike announcements from various streaming services within the past month.
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Somehow the world still has not learned you can’t try to capitalize on these people and retain a shred of dignity. You have to go all in. And when you’re running a business that derives substantially all it’s income from advertising, that doesn’t work economically.
This is a major theme in 21st century American conservative politics. Invent a grievance, complain that no one’s doing anything about it, rinse and repeat.
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Whiny crybabies who whine about social media moderation are always going to whine about social media moderation. It fits their persecution complex. It’s also why whiny crybabies who get banned from one social media site or leave because they are being “persecuted” and start another unmoderated social media site like Truth Social will still continue to whine about the original social media site like twitter forever. It doesn’t matter if they get their wish and the original CEO who made the moderation decisions is removed, they will bitch about the new CEO no matter how much he tries to placate them.
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Subtle.
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Well she’s never been wrong before.
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it will be amusing when the first 200 replies to every viral tweet are official Coke a Cola accounts that coke pays 5grand a month for as their advertising budget… or every political account gets 100 Chinese propaganda replies at the top because China is willing to pay 10k a month for badges
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Maybe the problem with monetization of Twitter is that only an unprofitable Twitter is good. If there were an easy way to make Twitter both profitable and good it would have already happened.
That sort of deep analysis cannot be expected to proceed a hasty buyout, however.
yeah do it
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Going after AOC now.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587923502354472960?t=ejQUQMmb2F6HR1byYkwuJw&s=19
Done, until Election Day 2023, or until @Simplicitus convinces Elon Musk to purchase Unstuck Politics for 44 billion.
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Man FUCK this guy.
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it’s hilarious, because in reality he’s trying to hawk a completely vacuous blue checkmark on some site. might even be an nft of a checkmark. at least the sweatshirt will keep you warm in the gulags.
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Unstuck runs well because it is debt free.
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someone posted that his tesla logo sweatshirts are more expensive and NOT made in the us…
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that just makes him a smart businessman
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