Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://twitter.com/mattbinder/status/1587508928895942656?s=46&t=Oa_p7GLVu44xiXmgC7xV-w

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What if instead of $8/month, they did, like uh, $8000/month. That could mean $1.9 trillion additional revenue per month.

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What if, like, you paid $1 but then if you convinced 2 friends to join for $2 each. Then Musk would give you 2 and keep 2. Those two people sign up two more people for $4 each, again splitting the money with Musk. And then they each sign up two more people for $8 each and so on. According to my calculations everyone makes money and Twitter will be the most successful company in history.

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Math does not check out. There are a lot of seeds inside a single tomato so with 250 tomatoes you can plant way more than 250 plants.

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But can you sell them for $1?

I got an email once about how to make half a million year working just 2 days a week. Millionaires don’t want you to know this tip!

  1. Work two 16 hour days
  2. Charge clients $300 an hour
  3. Profit!

Can’t believe more people aren’t doing this

have you ever had a $1 tomato? it sounds like it would be delicious, until you realize that every grocer undercuts you by half.

otoh, you can charge $1 for tomato slices as an extra pizza topping. just sell 3.9MM pizzas

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That the price isn’t $4.20 a month is the clearest indicator this is going to fail. That said, I’d pay $4.20 a month for a newsletter that tells me the next time he’s going to drop a dogecoin meme.

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I think if they get ten percent buy in it would be amazingly high.

So quit literally:

  1. charge your power users what they are willing to pay
  2. ???
  3. Profit

https://twitter.com/ShadowTodd/status/1587152350778576896

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Going to go against the grain and say I think people will line up to pay for a blue check. Elon still a turd tho

Charge your power users $8 a month. Give them $2 a month, $6 pure profit.

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https://twitter.com/OneRadChee/status/1587474644877074438?t=Xxch-AQnTL4S6-Fl9T3nwg&s=19

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I said 10% of users would be an amazing conversion rate. That would be over 40 million blue check marks, as opposed to the ~500k now.

I don’t understand the “it will bury the bots and impersonators” explanation. Those accounts aren’t verified today. They won’t be verified tomorrow.

It’s so depressing how the cheat codes are being a sociopath and a con man

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More verified users that get preferential treatment from the algorithm will take eyeballs away from unverified bot accounts.

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The accounts driving traffic would be insane to pay, they are already providing all the content for free!