Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

elon says “feature complete full self-driving” always meant having an alert driver at the wheel. no it didn’t you liar lol

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Yeah I mean it’s kind of hard to have your car go make money for you while you sleep if you need to be in it and alert.

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From the man who in March predicted that there would be 0 covid cases in April based on trends (LOL) he brings us some more gems

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1277507826529660928?s=21

Hospitalizations are declining? Also I am going to guess he and all his followers conveniently forget they said this when mortality rates start to increase over the next week or two.

Tesla investors are being urged to vote to remove Elon Musk, the electric vehicle company’s chief executive, from the board of the firm as anger mounts over his bonus deal that could pay him a record $55.8bn (£40bn).

Pirc, an influential adviser to shareholders, including the UK’s local authority pension funds, on Tuesday recommended that investors voted against Tesla’s executive pay deal because it “unfairly enriches the chief executive”.

Pirc said the deal had exposed the company to a lawsuit, alleging that: “The board, including CEO Elon Musk, awarded themselves excessive compensation packages over a three-year period that allegedly allowed directors to ‘enrich themselves at the company’s expense’.”

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incredulous

Greatest ponzi scheme ever concocted or the smartest man earth ever birthed.

https://twitter.com/business/status/1280245651473907714?s=20

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https://twitter.com/_richardhall/status/1278770676522942464?s=21

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1286673686821515266?s=21

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Awww, somebody’s having trouble finding people to work to the bone to make his cars because of the extra $600 in unemployment.

In fairness there are only 3 people in the world that Elon considers to actually be people. Him, his 11 year old girlfriend and AE~¿¶€ his non gendered son. None of them will be helped by more stimulus.

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Probably small potatoes, but Tesla is going to lose a lot of money in solar - worse than SolarCity. They are trying to buy the market selling at a loss, but they don’t deliver.

sample from a couple Yelp reviews

WARNING! 258 days and counting since purchase without solar power.

Can I go less than 1 STAR?
I am a Tesla solar customer and former employee. I have too many issues for one review, but to summarize…
1- I have been waiting for my 24 month prod guarantee money since Dec 27 2019 that 7 MONTHS AGO!

He’s such a stupid tweeter.

If he had tweeted this out first, instead of the above, we’d all be praising him:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1286675223434141697?s=20

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1257511340127555584?lang=en

Really? Yang wasn’t very popular around here despite being for UBI and being pretty cool on just about everything else - as opposed to Elon.

UBI is an interesting idea. Yang’s clownshow, not so much.

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Elon wants UBI to prevent him from being [redacted]

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UBI that’s paid for by eliminating other welfare programs is a pretty crummy idea. UBI that’s paid for by taxing the wealthy and corporations is a good idea.

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