Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1581989915491172353?t=UloSUgODBp34W_PXOoxk4g&s=19
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1581997742821298176?t=tmgJ_XBoJvZz_Wb0UY_xtQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/PPathole/status/1581999704648613888?t=hBZxlwcdfe5iIyKhHOQ0Tw&s=19
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1582005725684899840?t=RPiQHGzY_WrHfPrCo4O9oA&s=19

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Take away his money and Elon wouldn’t be better than a replacement level Ukraine thread poster.

Fiona Hill says he’s a Putin messenger boy.

Hill is herself an interesting character. Trump called her “a deep state stiff with a nice accent”.

One place a tactical nuke WOULD be very useful is the Crimea isthmus. It’s only 5 miles wide.

Fiona Hill is a super smart woman who holds her head high and says exactly what she’s thinking and she obviously knows more about her subject matter than you do. Deplorables HATE women like that. She doesn’t pretend that their stupid “I independently verified it by thinking about it” BS is valid. Deplorables like to bully their way through conversations by pretending that ignorance is a point of view and needs to be respected, and people like Hill just come right out and say “Uh nope, you actually don’t know what you’re talking about. Hush, grown-ups are talking here.”

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if musk actually does buy twitter, Parler and Truth (and the DWAC SPAC or whatever it’s called) all instantly go to zero, right? I mean Parler is already zero, Ye is just getting absolutely rinsed if he pays anything at all for it.

Twitter seems too big to fail. Where will everyone go, Facebook?

Parler is just Kanye’s entourage scamming the pants off of him.

yeah this is like getting your neighbor with late-stage dementia to sign everything to you, dude is absolutely getting taken to the cleaners, literally nobody is going to help him it seems and he’s going to end up on the street in like 6 months.

He’ll always find someone that will support him in exchange for going around and spouting Nazi talking points. Nazis love a Black Friend that they can trot out and taunt liberals with.

Well that sure as shit ain’t sad.

Yeah, people are still inexplicably buying his stuff.

FYP

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1582388928870748161?s=20&t=Ds0ujpOrNcLDcCKPKix8xQ

:grimacing:

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https://twitter.com/chancery_daily/status/1582860394401476609?s=46&t=vKDW_S2FYmgCq3cDZ_IWbg

An order of magnitude? :thinking:

Yes, just needs to issue a 10:1 stock split

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If Musk ruins Twitter then I expect a bunch of former Twitter employees to create a competitor that actually works and easily beats Parler, Twitter and Truth Social. The network effect of Twitter is much lower than something like Facebook and Reddit.

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https://twitter.com/faizsays/status/1583206589200097281?s=20&t=BI_sZtCJrX7lKRVf1EoTmQ

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1583260910147162112?t=jAPKbg0KmQ5IGAKB3MGQAQ&s=19

Wow, he might get bailed out of a terrible deal and get to have some kind of government overreach grievance.

Of course he’s going to get out of the deal by publicly being a national security threat. While suffering no actual consequences. This was the only way this would ever end.

It’s pretty close to perfect