When the kid introduces himself he will say, “My name is allthatnonsense but you can call me FML for short.”
He’s got quite the success paunch. Apologies for the fat shaming.
I’m sure his push to reopen the Tesla factory was unrelated, after all he’s getting rid of all his posessions.
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Elon Musk is a fraud and so are his rockets.
The rockets are legit, the one that blew up was only going to hop 150 meters anyway.
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NASA test rockets blow up all the time, this isn’t too unusual.
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We should strap Elon to the next rocket (in a video game)
At least it blew up during the daytime so it wouldn’t wake anyone up…
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But Elon Musk is a world bestriding, atlas style genius who provides enormous value over and above just stumping up money to pay smart people to do things. I think we should be holding him to far higher standards than regular dumb old nasa.
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Like that Grimes eats and lives like a 5th year senior college student. Haters gonna hate.
Sitting in that rocket so long before the actual launch my pee bottle or whatever would be full before we get to the countdown.
omg she sounds like every dumb girl I met at mcgill
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I hope this goes well. Honestly. We kinda need a win right now.
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First stage is going to land on a drone ship.
OK, let’s do this.
This is very nerve wracking right now.
That was cool.
F Elon.
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For some people, a loss for Elon Musk is a win.
I didn’t realize how quick the stage 1 landing sequence was.
Thank goodness. I’m really not sure how I would have dealt with a disaster here