Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Man, imagine you’re the richest asshole on the planet, and yet somehow, you still can’t resist fucking other people’s wives.

That part doesn’t surprise me one bit. Sociopathy runs deep in this cohort. I’m just a bit surprised he was able to pull it off in this case. The billionaire card is pretty hard to beat, but I didn’t think it could beat another billionaire card.

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Brin and his wife were separated but still living together at the time of her liaison with Musk

Musk down with OPP

I’m pretty sure the richer you are, the more likely it is that you cheat. On your spouse and on everything else.

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I for one can not afford to cheat on my wife. Not that I want, plan, or intend to. But if I were ever in a situation that involved making a descion about an extra marital affair one of the top considerations would be, I can not afford to cheat on my wife."

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https://twitter.com/bigtitstrades/status/1551149809880399874

Say what you want, none of them are getting skin cancer. I try to make myself look like the Zuckerberg photo when I go out in the summer too. Mineral sunblock in the hot Disney World Sun for the win, IMO.

Yeah, not going to get on Elon for being pasty, but it does seem odd that he’s entirely hairless.

They had to get those transplant plugs from somewhere.

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Meh, I’m pretty much entirely hairless on my entire torso. Also am equally pasty white so maybe there is a correlation, but not every man has a hairy chest/back.

The hairless torso isn’t the issue, he also appears to have no hair on his arms or legs.

Oh ok, yea that just weird. I at least have arm hair like a normal human being.

His networth will skyrocket to $300B this year just to spite us while he has 4 more kids with 4 different married women.

Elon Musk, the Antonio Brown edition, where with each public fuck up his net worth just increases.

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https://twitter.com/wallstcynic/status/1255126652050378761?s=21&t=8z4xlahlIoJQ-PglYkW27w

https://twitter.com/wallstcynic/status/1255305500754935811?s=21&t=8z4xlahlIoJQ-PglYkW27w

https://twitter.com/wallstcynic/status/1551371840790069249?s=21&t=8z4xlahlIoJQ-PglYkW27w

Bold move

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551386634741895170?s=21&t=8z4xlahlIoJQ-PglYkW27w

So he banged her 4 years ago then.

As a long time Grimes fan it still feels crazy they actually had a kid together