It would be an amazing idea to set up a hedge fund or something to hire a lot of M&A experts/Matt Levine readers and then make bank off on all these obvious mispricings in M&A deals. I can’t believe no one has thought of this yet!
Im told that Elon is a big fan of people coming in to work when they have COVID.
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And Elon loses round 1 as predicted.
Who are they?
Thats Ari Emanuel hosing off Elon Musk. JFC
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He’s going to lose all the rounds right up until he plays the “Fuck you, no” card. That’ll be after round 16 or 17.
Thanks. Elon looks a lot older and fatter than I had thought.
Does this actually work here? All Twitter needs from Musk is $44B. If a court decides I owe someone money they have several tools they can use to get it from me even if I do everything in my power to not pay. I’ve never actually heard of anyone avoiding a court judgment unless they just don’t have the assets to pay it, and Musk clearly does.
Having billions of dollars turns out to be great for creating a fictional image of yourself in the public eye.
Or, like Bezos, just actually physically re-creating yourself. Obviously, in non-bodily aspects, Bezos does above as well.
Bold strategy, Cotton!
Yeah, so the court isn’t going to be able to seize a bank account worth $44 billion or garnish his wages for $44 billion like they would if you owed someone money. I guess they can order his tesla shares seized? But part of “fuck you, no,” is also never-ending appeals and legal maneuvers so that never happens anyway.
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Twitter’s going to have to end up sending these guys to confront Elon on the way out of court to take the money he has on him and call shit even
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Idk, google reverse image search and lens told me one of those guys is Tom Hanks
I believe the ultimate remedy would be to charge him with criminal contempt.
Also a middle aged Henry Winkler
I didn’t think it was possible to be whiter than me, but Elon has somehow pulled it off.
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