He impregnated a subordinate. I’m sure the board will be all over this one!
His estate battle will be quite fun. He already has 9 kids.
He could have a 100+ and still be able to give them $1000Million each.
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And a horse.
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Feels kind of great replacement-adjacent to me.
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Have to be drawing super live to Maria Butina.
If Elon devoted $10B to the project, how many little Elons could he produce and raise to adulthood?
Adjacent?
I’ve joked with friends that Elon will soon probably set up a “receive $1 million in cash to carry and raise my baby” scheme soon.
Except I’m not really joking. I feel like the odds of him trying something like this are easily even.
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Elon Musk’s deal to buy Twitter is in serious jeopardy, three people familiar with the matter say, as Musk’s camp concluded that Twitter’s figures on spam accounts are not verifiable.
Musk’s team has stopped engaging in certain discussions around funding for the $44 billion deal, including with a party named as a likely backer, one of the people said. The people spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the ongoing discussions.
Shocking no one Musk’s team is going to claim that Twitters numbers aren’t good.
Also lol at this anonymity
Musk’s enthusiasm for following through with the deal has been under question since at least May, when he said the deal was “on hold” until he could ascertain whether Twitter’s claim that fewer than 5 percent of accounts are bots or spam was accurate. He accused Twitter of withholding information, while the company said it was acting in good faith and providing everything the deal’s terms required it to.
“Twitter has not been cooperative,” said a person familiar with the discussions, speaking on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the talks.
You have two parties and a quote that’s talking about the other party, who could this possibly be? It’s the journalistic version of Trump’s “people are saying”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/07/07/elon-musk-twitter-jeopardy/
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It’s just fucking absurd the media keeps treating this “too many bots” excuse as a good faith concern. Fucking media man, absolutely useless. That’s right up there with “Leon Black paid Jeffrey Epstein $158 million for tax advice.”
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I keep seeing variations of this joke:
https://twitter.com/CatOrman1/status/1545129299455270914?s=20&t=F96I5rxAD86MVbWMB5EcBw
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Imagine in 50 years we have 1000 Elon Musks on their own spectrum.
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It’s almost like he never intended to go through with the purchase.
