Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

It’s not unheard-of to work 3 jobs to pay your bills in USA#1

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Weelon Mollusk

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THAT’S SOCIALISM!

It’s a pretty common trope among the billionaire class. Buffet used to counter that he had the same Apple phone as everyone else when the idea of the 99% came up.

Also 100% Elon does not use the same bathroom as the floor people use.

https://twitter.com/ballaban/status/1533208531670863872?s=21&t=1ZE8-KtwIIm-xUT0l8qizQ

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One guy in the company can door dash lunch for the entire employee base, the rest can not.

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Let’s spend untold amounts of money in a futile attempt to colonize other planets so we can do fuck all about fixing this one

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1533410745429413888?s=21&t=hlA5cs27v2wApWkXWN2zCQ

Dude’s 100% tweaking

Not surprising

What’s the problem with humanity disappearing, anyway?

There is no antitrust issue, so that makes sense. Not like there is any overlap between Tesla and Twitter. I can’t imagine a deal like this ever getting a Second Request.

Because it means no more Elon Musk. His mind literally cannot handle this proposition so he’s doing anything and everything to distract from the fact that he is going to die one day.

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That’s almost everyone. Have you seen this forum?

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True. But the unique combination of his ego + his resources take it to the extreme.

Skadden is apparently representing Musk in this deal

Lol he’s going to lose. What a fucking moron and baby.

Edit: lol media treating this bot nonsense as an actual issue, the moron waived due diligence.

Basically this

https://twitter.com/profgalloway/status/1533826493717045248?s=21&t=D7Px4v_J4iGveC6WA1O3Vw

Oh and shame on Skadden for representing him.

If this thing closes I’ll have a really wonderful day. Fuck Elon and fuck twitter.

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Isn’t this the same tactic he was trying to pull a few weeks ago?

Edit: I probably should have read the article first

April 25:

Now, what do you think is going to happen?

  • The sale falls through, Musk does NOT buy Twitter
  • The sale goes through: in one form or another, Musk buys Twitter

0 voters

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I voted for this just because Twitter’s board seems like they really want to force Musk to overpay.