Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://twitter.com/iamharaldur/status/1632843191773716481

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https://twitter.com/NateStern/status/1632891072706740225

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Before tweet: superposition of fired/not-fired.
After tweet: fired.

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Then there was the technical question: PayPal used Linux, while X.com was on Microsoft. To merge the services, Musk proposed a “V2” plan where PayPal would be completely rewritten and all development would be paused in the process. For months, the teams worked on the rewrite, but it kept missing deadlines while large sums of money were being lost to fraud. Finally, in the face of these issues, employees at the company organized to oust Musk and bring Thiel back as CEO.

But maybe it will work for Twitter.

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Rookie mistake my friend. As long as the paychecks keeps coming in you could’ve Milton’d yourself to god knows how long of work free money.

I work for a huge company and if I somehow got lost in the shuffle but kept getting paid, holy shit I wouldn’t tell a god damn person.

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Yay Proletariat or no?

Dude got his wish

I mean it’s a bit like playing with a wild animal. Even though you don’t deserve it you’re kind of asking for it in the sense that in this kind of public arena Musk isn’t some good faith CEO.

Though even with the best CEO I wouldn’t advise broadcasting mundane HR shit to him. Just do the Milton, collect a paycheck or sue to collect back pay until you get a firing letter.

In any case, Musk’s schtick will be to humiliate you as much as possible, regardless of the truth. You were never going to get a honest cordial answer. It just wasn’t going to happen.

https://twitter.com/Maladroithe/status/1632921865592397826

Such a piece of shit man

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Disruptiano!

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https://twitter.com/kaimac/status/1632951155662761985

https://twitter.com/blader/status/1632956739250438144

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Super shocking that Elonel regards design as useless.

As someone who knows a thing or two about Italian pronunciation, I look at this and think deez-rrroop-TSYA-no (with “rrr” for a rolled R). But I also want to think deez-RRROOP-tsee-AH-no, which I think is funnier. I’m curious how you think this is pronounced, though. diz-RUP-tee-AH-no? Maybe something else that’s funnier?

A defining characteristic of many lonely, unhappy people is cruelty. More specifically, thinking that humiliating others is funny. That’s as true for broke incels as it is for this piece of shit. He legit needs a mental health intervention.

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Smh, dude just keeps going

https://twitter.com/allezlesboulez/status/1633100492271243267?s=46&t=RKQIqRrKzVps835SSEmebA

https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1633096176219160584?s=46&t=RKQIqRrKzVps835SSEmebA

https://twitter.com/iamharaldur/status/1633082707835080705?s=46&t=RKQIqRrKzVps835SSEmebA

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https://twitter.com/BaileyCarlin/status/1633116113755074561

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This entire thread (bottom tweet) is excellent.

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After that Tweet thread, I went forward with a thread title update I mentioned doing before. Open to suggestions though

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