Donald Trump 2.3: Strait Sleepin'

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Pilots go “SKEDADDLE”? How old are these pilots? I want my bomber pilots to go “SKIBIDDI”.

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Good thing SCOTUS isn’t about to strike down Section 2 of the VRA thus mooting this decision. Ah! Well. Nevertheless.

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Every time trump calls himself “sir” I have to drink five shots. That was a ten shot clip.

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Trump’s mental health has to start declining rapidly soon, right? Right?

Start?

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Like how he is now to how someone in a nursing home that babbles to music from when they were born.

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It might be tough to move him off the idea of handing money to people because he sees that as good branding, but he could absolutely be convinced to support universal healthcare. Tell him only he as deal maker in chief can make the best deals with medical providers and the government would just pay them directly under the greatest deal he just made.

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To me it’s like three and a quarter eternities.

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There is no bottom. Never will be.

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Every time I think Trump can’t be any more of a human turd, days like today come around.

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And this is just one day after “quiet piggy.”

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After pretending to be in a cellular dead zone for 10 weeks, I finally spoke to my stepmom today. She’s pissed about the unfair treatment Trump is getting from the press. She begged me to come over and I said yeah, someday soon. Fucking hell. I gave/loaned her a pretty nice 55” LG smart tv in 2021. Thinking about taking it and giving it to my step brother out of spite.

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Doesn’t sound panicked at all

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“Big Beautiful Bill” lol phrasing bro

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Whatever you read about me in there, just promise you’ll remember the good times

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“Transgender for everyone” got a chuckle out of me

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Transgender for some, miniature Reich and National flags for others imo.

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Not even the first time he’s said that!

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