Donald J. Trump thread XXX: Hail to the Thief

really?

Yeah, he became a real estate investor and is now worth millions.

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That’s a dope yarmulke.

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I would have gone broke betting that Vanilla Ice was broke

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last thing i remember hearing about him was when suge knight hung him upside down from a balcony to get the ice ice baby masters.

good for him for landing on his feet.

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Wasn’t actually that bad

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I think the best strategy is to just make up fictional countries and encourage him to invade those. You know, tell him we should invade Nicardor or Costaguay instead of Mexico. Maybe go after Czechoslovania or Oz.

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Thought Elon would have been a legalize drugs type.

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People are saying terrible things about Eurasia and Eastasia. Seem like prime targets, imo.

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Trump reportedly going to hold a MAGA rally at the Arena in DC the day before inauguration. Personal life bs prevents me from leaving town that weekend, but definitely planning on stocking up on snacks, beverages, and all possible necessities so that I don’t have to leave my place that day.

Isn’t the inauguration itself a rally?

Yes. But this is indoors (no cold weather to damper their spirits) and in a part of DC that actual people have to live and work in on a daily basis, so I just see more potential for random shit to kick off than if people just showed up to go to the mall for the inauguration. Also, the arena is just a few blocks away from my house, so I feel like whatever security perimiter they put up and whatever shenanigans happen are more likely to impact me than if the ā€œfestivitiesā€ were closer to the inauguration site.

[In reality, the MAGAverse was going to be running wild around the city all weekend no matter what, this event is just making me extra grumpy because it happened to hit my news feed.]

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So it will be the biggest rally ever in case no one shows to the inauguration?

If you ever needed evidence he is a malignant narcissist he is a second term president unable to run again but is still holding rallies. Just straight up Third Reich shit.

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So all those felonies just got cancelled right?

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I’m not so sure he won’t be able to run again, or that such a thing will even be necessary for him to retain power

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what levers of government do they have that can’t be immediately rolled back?

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not a lot but there are a few things. Mostly judges, a few random boards you can put people for terms the president can’t fire (I’m sure trump can still fire them under the what are you gonna do about it clause)

things like environmental protection gonna be RIP pretty quickly of course