Donald J. Trump thread XXX: Hail to the Thief

Really the only question in my mind is how he gets rid of Elon and how much he kneecaps him on the way out.

I’m still sweating whether it happens at all because it seems that we can’t have nice things.

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That would hurt the USA a little bit and crush canada. It would be about 10% of our crude oil supply, which we would mostly just make up for, while it would be about 15% of the entire exports of Canada by value.

Happy ā€œIt’s Marginal, Right?ā€ day to those who celebrate.

https://x.com/thedailybeast/status/1077375011600678912

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A warm & fuzzy Very Merry Christmas message from our president-elect.

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1872029076573352206

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GO TO HELL! Merry Christmas is pretty much exactly what people voted for and want

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LOL, I kind of liked this tweet.

Ok why is he obsessed with making Canada the 51st state?

he needs something to talk about to distract everyone from the grocery prices he has no plan to lower

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Make Mexico pay for the wall. Make Canada pay for the groceries. GOAT POTUS.

Did something happen recently with the Panama canal to put it on Trump’s radar or is just the usual old man screams at cloud shit?

Someone posted an article about some Trump company having legal trouble in Panama, I think. Not 100% sure on that.

Some business guy met with him and bitched to Trump about it is how that always comes about. With Panama taking trump’s name off everything down there earlier he kinda wants to get them back.

it’s pretty on point though, shipping through the canal has dropped a lot this year (drought among other reasons) so of course let’s make a big deal about it for no reason.

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Trump org has some sort of legal battle going on over tax evasion there.

Maybe this is his way of telling Vladdy that the idea of taking Ukraine is pretty cool. Who can blame him? We’ll give Canada a chance to come under our control voluntarily before we launch an invasion? I don’t know. And I thought his first four years in office were long as fuck. I don’t want to even think about the next four years.

Maybe he couldn’t stand that Ivanka looked at Trudeau the way Trump wishes she looked at him.

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So by my tally we’ll be invading and conquering Canada, Panama, and Greenland. Possibly Mexico. Am I missing anyone?

Your pony is slow on that observation. I didn’t include the pic though. Respect.

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No, I think fatboy’s deliberately recycling that old observation.
Non-zero chance of being true.