Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

I think we should just accept the victimhood cult of modern conservatism and put them all in jail.

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My son’s (he’s 15) high school jazz band performed at a local food festival over the weekend. Along with the different restaurants, local businesses also had booths. Among them were the county Democrats and Republicans.

The Republicans had a cardboard cutout of Trump with a MAGA hat, so of course my kid had to take a pic with it (ironically, thank you). Among other shit, they had shirts with Trump’s mugshot that read “WANTED - TRUMP 2024.”

Before we left, my son went up to the booth and asked them if he could have one of those shirts. They said he’d need to donate at least $10.

He said, “Well, then you’ve lost my vote,” and walked away.

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Because I recently read Perlstein’s Nixonland (mainly covering Nixon until '72) and am now reading The Invisible Bridge (covering the fall of Nixon and Rise of Regan), a lot of things are looking like Nixon to me at the moment.

It’s pretty shocking to see how similar Trump and Nixon are (with major differences as well–Nixon usually played to the center with grand, aspirational language and then aggressively did the opposite behind the scenes). Nixon would always do whatever he thought would advance his interests, as amorally as possible. It’s stunning to see how much of his presidency was devoted to strategic politics and ratfucking instead of strategic policy. His whitehouse staff was noteworthy for the number of yes-men.

I’m not going to write an essay here, but it’s surprising that Trump hasn’t been more commonly viewed as “dumb Nixon,” because that’s what he seems like to me. Both ultimately liked to play the role of head of a criminal organization, even when they were president. Both were tapers who always came off badly when taped.

I mostly grew out of Hunter Thompson after my teens, but he had Nixon pegged, and I wish he could have covered Trump, because he would have had Trump pegged as well. Anyway, I think we need more discussion of Trump as dumb Nixon and Trumpers as similar to Nixon dead-enders, which was around 30% of the country.

By the way, even though I know more 60s history than most, I never realized the extent to which Watergate wasn’t so much about the break-in, but that every time more information came out about Nixon and his shenanigans it made him look worse, often contradicting public pronouncements, etc. He basically came across as a lying criminal when that wasn’t an acceptable thing in politics.

Daily show consistently covered the mueller investigation as “dumb Watergate”

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Yea I thought Trump as Stupid Nixon was a common trope around here too, but maybe I’m mixing it up.

BJ you might be thinking of John Oliver calling it “stupid Watergate”. I can still hear it in his voice haha

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Back in 2016 there was some spot in Vegas you could take a pic between a cardboard cutout of Hillary and trump. Somewhere out there is a pic of me going down on Hillary while giving Trump a handjob.

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It’s a sign of obsessive compulsive disorder

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1787641543441932415?t=Zvlg4Ac5rdTF8D08k2uMKw&s=19

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If he’s a no show for Barron, The judge should just call a court session for 3 hours where he just demands silence and watches him squirm while the judge drinks a six pack of diet cokes.

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Tbf, Merchan said he could go to Barron’s graduation, he didn’t say he had to go.

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Could have sworn I saw an alternate version of this post, also now gone. Maybe still in the editing process, like Noem’s book.

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1787818746830053622?t=wyUIoyYH6834AgVXdLBp6g&s=19

The first witness today is some exec from Penguin Random House

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She’s being used to introduce two books he wrote. Hopefully they talk about things like how to do crimes.

He’d have to be a moron to end up in jail for contempt…

https://twitter.com/TrumpDailyPosts/status/1787836989305458923?t=QC3z6dnmp12lPeiIQ-85Ew&s=19

This idiot is going to jail.

Eta this account claims no affiliation but come on.

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We finally learned Trump’s favorite Bible verse.

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I for one am looking forward to the makeup-free mugshot.

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