Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

So trump didn’t actually help him.

Nah, a new decision would take some time, even if only a week or two. Then he’d appeal it to the circuit court which adds a couple months, then back to SCOTUS to sit on it for god knows how long. In other words, WARP SPEED!

This type of post shows your inexperience with LOL LAW.

When it gets sent back the parties will have to submit briefs (weeks) then have a hearing (weeks) then get a decision. After that the appeals court will stay the proceedings pending the same stupid shit, then that will be appealed to the Supreme Court and bam you’re already way past the election.

Of course all of this was totally predictable and the villain here is Merrick Garland and by extension Joe Biden for not appointing a bulldog.

Especially since SCOTUS normally recesses between July and October, and, if the goal is really to delay, it’s easy for them to just stick to the traditional schedule and just not move on the case at all if something comes up during that time (or only have an “emergency session” that tells Chutkan to not start a trial until SCOTUS has ruled on a procedural issue)

https://twitter.com/lawofruby/status/1783638288206586243?t=QkARJ8vz5wIlBFnsCanIAw&s=19

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It gives him a week to rack up more violations.

They could do a lot of things. But they’ve manufactured an excuse to do nothing until after the election. I have to believe they’re going to use it.

Without immunity, President Whitmore might not have ordered a nuclear strike on the alien invaders.

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ideal scenario:

trump loses the 2024 election and immediately boards a plane to russia. putin gifts him a spectacular mansion and puts him on russian tv all the time and everybody kisses his ass while he produces anti-usa content for international distribution basically for the rest of his life nvm that one’s bad

trump loses the 2024 election and immediately boards a plane to saudi. he gets there and mbs basically house arrests him for the rest of his life in the penthouse of a ritz carlton, and he makes anti-usa content for international distribution whenever the usa doesn’t do what mbs wants nvm that’s pretty good but not great

trump loses the 2024 election and he’s already in london as a hedge, in case he decides to flee, but can’t get on a plane or boat quick enough and surrenders at the ecuadoran embassy. embassy takes him in and we hear from him every 3-5 years via written statement, mostly complaining about sharing a single bedroom with wikileaks guy and his cat he doesn’t clean up after

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Maximum rage: Trump loses the election gets convicted of everything, still gets to run again in 2028 and we do this whole stupid thing again.

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I’ll take that cuz if he wins THIS election, I’m done. I’ll never vote or care about politics again

Wait is Assange still there?

I’ve go no idea. Haven’t even thought about him in ages.

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wikipedia says he’s been in an english gaol since 2019 while his extradition to the usa is going through their court system. 5+ years for something that i had imagined would happen like that day, or at most one working week.

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might not even have the choice to.

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Trump losing this year, running again, and getting humiliated by losing to Kamala Harris would be a dream scenario for me.

Nightmare scenario Trump wins, dictatorship initiated day 1, @clovis8 declares total victory over consequences morons, H5N1 goes wild kills Ginger the last remaining Gilligan’s Island cast member, I forget my passport and get caught up in some immigration police bullshit, get deported to a random Central American country and I have to brush up on my Spanish. Wait, at least there’s a happy ending.

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Now this is the kind of content I hang around here for

That would be a hot load for sure.

Trump setting interest rates would allow him to earn unlimited money, so of course it’s going to happen.

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