Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

itysl egg

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My inner child is disappointed in me. I never thought the day would come where I’d get tired of immature dick jokes but here we are.

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Hang in there! They have been a little limp.

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I think the Pecker joke peaks when someone can successfully replicate the ole Peter Piper jingle subbing in topic appropriate alliteration.

Good pecker jokes shouldn’t be hard

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A little Pecker goes a long way.

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One way or another, there will be consequences.

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1782917917023105136?t=E0EmfMa36tdPnejc35S1TQ&s=19

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Hundreds of times more likely these consequences become real before any targeting Trump.

Yeah, these are some cheesy Pecker jokes.

Let’s go

https://twitter.com/allinwithchris/status/1782931445050151299?t=5RHHPCH8KIXW0mUJApmMSQ&s=19

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File in the category of “dumbest shit some moron says on Tv “.

What is really happening is it’s considered too onerous to fine Trump the equivalent of 1c for openly violating a court order many times when said court order is meant to keep the judge, his staff, the jurors and the entire integrity of the legal system safe. Using that calculus, the judge couldn’t find his way to the 1c fine.

The consequences crowd are genuinely stupid. There is no other way to see it.

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The results of the PA primary are pretty huge.

Trump is not getting elected.

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https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1783077340416782465

https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1783086339660951818

Saw a little about this last night but expand please

Is court in session today? Haven’t seen any news snippets this morning.

I think they are off on Wednesdays. The judge has to attend to other cases.

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Haley, who dropped out over a month ago still garnered over 100,000 votes.

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Anyone voting Haley is voting trump

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Eh. Some of those people are staying home in disgust.

Anybody’s guess as to how many though, like 5% wouldn’t surprise me any more than 50% would.

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5% is the ceiling.

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