Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

very non-zero chance Trump dies before 2029, you dont see many 280 pound men in their 80s walking around

this, of course. he already said a few weeks ago heā€™s already made up his mind, itā€™s all just getting people to dance for him

Iā€™m not watching that clip but he didnā€™t namecheck Stefanik? :leolol:

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Read the thread title, sir. Heā€™s the paragon of health.

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He didnā€™t name check anyone. The interviewer just listed off people and asked if they were all on his short list. Trump snap said ā€œyeahā€ without thinking about it at all. If she had added Stefanik to the list, the response would have been no different.

Well either way hopefully sheā€™s inconsolable.

He wants another one of these pictures. Like deer heads on his wall.

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I still think Boebert or Greene make more sense as VP. Trump canā€™t be replaced since they are even more insane. They are true believers and completely subservient MAGA loyalists.

Vivek would 100% be plotting how to stab Trump in the back from Day 1.

Vivek is probably kryptonite at this point anyway. He was the one drawing comments like ā€œwere you even born hereā€ and ā€œwe still have hard feelings about 9/11ā€ from dumb Iowans during the primary. No chance theyā€™d risk losing even a fraction of a percent of the MAGA crowd for whom having a brown person on the ticket is a bridge too far or a sign that Trumpā€™s gone ā€œwokeā€ or whatever.

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Really I think his best move is to pick Dr. Phil or some random daytime TV celebrity.

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probably gonna be Kush

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Harvey wouldnā€™t even need to give up his hosting gig. Just survey everyone in Congress and deliver the results each episode. Democracy in a bag.

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But as Trumpā€™s legal penalties soar past the half-billion-dollar mark, Slarskey and others have predicted that Trump may soon declare bankruptcy.

Forbes estimated Trumpā€™s net worth to be roughly $2.6 billion as of February.

MTPA

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Mtpa?

More like gross value amirite

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The guy has unlimited access to grift. Donā€™t see why heā€™ll have any problem until after he loses election or winds up in jail

publicly losing a cool half a bil must sound like death to him

dr oz for the dei vote

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1760467743260758470?t=xTAe_k9fUmheq6b27DX1lA&s=19

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Nobody in this country needs an ass beating more than this guy.

https://x.com/jonathanturley/status/1760334429661045065?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg