Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

very non-zero chance Trump dies before 2029, you dont see many 280 pound men in their 80s walking around

this, of course. he already said a few weeks ago he’s already made up his mind, it’s all just getting people to dance for him

I’m not watching that clip but he didn’t namecheck Stefanik? :leolol:

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Read the thread title, sir. He’s the paragon of health.

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He didn’t name check anyone. The interviewer just listed off people and asked if they were all on his short list. Trump snap said ā€œyeahā€ without thinking about it at all. If she had added Stefanik to the list, the response would have been no different.

Well either way hopefully she’s inconsolable.

He wants another one of these pictures. Like deer heads on his wall.

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I still think Boebert or Greene make more sense as VP. Trump can’t be replaced since they are even more insane. They are true believers and completely subservient MAGA loyalists.

Vivek would 100% be plotting how to stab Trump in the back from Day 1.

Vivek is probably kryptonite at this point anyway. He was the one drawing comments like ā€œwere you even born hereā€ and ā€œwe still have hard feelings about 9/11ā€ from dumb Iowans during the primary. No chance they’d risk losing even a fraction of a percent of the MAGA crowd for whom having a brown person on the ticket is a bridge too far or a sign that Trump’s gone ā€œwokeā€ or whatever.

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Really I think his best move is to pick Dr. Phil or some random daytime TV celebrity.

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probably gonna be Kush

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Harvey wouldn’t even need to give up his hosting gig. Just survey everyone in Congress and deliver the results each episode. Democracy in a bag.

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But as Trump’s legal penalties soar past the half-billion-dollar mark, Slarskey and others have predicted that Trump may soon declare bankruptcy.

Forbes estimated Trump’s net worth to be roughly $2.6 billion as of February.

MTPA

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Mtpa?

More like gross value amirite

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The guy has unlimited access to grift. Don’t see why he’ll have any problem until after he loses election or winds up in jail

publicly losing a cool half a bil must sound like death to him

dr oz for the dei vote

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1760467743260758470?t=xTAe_k9fUmheq6b27DX1lA&s=19

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Nobody in this country needs an ass beating more than this guy.

https://x.com/jonathanturley/status/1760334429661045065?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg