Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

The judge isn’t going to do anything.

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Fine is up to 5001$ now! Take that!

https://x.com/eorden/status/1717228643233960256?s=20

Wow that will teach him.

$10k fine. Maybe it doubles every violation - if so, only 6 more till it’s 7 digits.

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I think he misspells it once, gets laughed at, then purposely does it from them out like what, I meant to do that. I always wondered if bigly wasn’t because he once couldn’t come up with big league

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It’s a crying shame this isn’t on TV.

https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1717254407211954198?t=WrUolD6zzyu1FMfTvhQuLg&s=19

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If it isn’t Trump directly, it’s Trump indirectly. Judge should straighten out the lawyers.

https://x.com/lawofruby/status/1717250843240481098?s=20

Oh 1000%. I still remember with the stupid fucking “covfefe” thing he couldn’t even laugh about it and say he butt-tweeted, instead he was all like “People who understand know what I meant” or some stupid shit.

Rather than correct the spelling and retroactively admit he did something wrong, he’d rather spell it “stollen” for the next ten years and hope it catches on as a meme to the point that Webster’s finally lists as “an alternate spelling of stolen” so he can say well actually it’s been that for like thirty years but not a lot of people know that, the dictionary is very slow to keep up, very bad dictionary.

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https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1717259635978084744?s=20

He’s gonna blow a gasket if he doesn’t let off some steam.

One source familiar with the strategy said it can be summed up by an adage used by prosecutors in Fulton County RICO cases:

“The first to squeal gets the deal.”

Would be hilarious if Trump makes a plea deal for nominal fine and probation to turn state’s witness on Rudy

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https://x.com/lawofruby/status/1717288281266696300?s=20

who’s eric?

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That’s what Trump said.

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I thought that was Tiffany

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