Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

6`3", 215? Can they add another perjury charge?

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100% self reported

Hmm gonna have to see video of said assault.

Ok, I see media reports on something to do with the federal case. Maybe making a political statement here by refusing to post.

Why is he trying to look guilty. Smile! You’re innocent and this is your chance to prove you were wronged!

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Between the $20,000 bond and his tweet about Russia sounds like he is planning to skip.

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The full body shot is really quite something

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Buy that man some eyebrow clippers.

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Breaking News: The former President assaulted a county jail employee shortly after being booked.
Suspect fled on foot, police are asking the public to be on the lookout for a man matching the description of 1985ish Cris Collinsworth.

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I am like 5’9 and 260 and I gotta look better than Trump. Lol.

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Definitely surprised by mugshot though, I smashed shit-eating grin in the poll.

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Let’s check in with Fox news

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The guy on the right doing his impression of half of the Georgia mugshots?

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Also petition to only use P01135809 from now on

Guess who’s back?

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election interference [x] what he is being indicted for

never surrender [x] he literally just did

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Today is the day twitter became X

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