Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

Someone redo this with Trump.

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Good catch, they just showed him getting on the plane with a red tie, WTF

My exact first thought when I saw it because I had just been watching him approach the media before he got back on his plane and his tie was red (I was thinking about the betting implications).

6’2 and was 216.1 when I weighed myself 3 days ago… it’s a sad day.

Do we get to see the paperwork where he actually signed to agree to the bond restrictions? Cause I doubt he makes it through the day without violating them.

More likely typo, 251 or 315?

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He was crying.

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What the heck does he need a silencer for?

i have to admit face wise he doesn’t look like a fat ■■■■

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Fat-wise he does, though.

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lul @ thread title change

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FYP

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compared to the others the fulton ‘your nicked’ logo is way smaller in trumps mug than the others. The law is blind my arse.

Perspective. It’s bc he’s fat.

Olds do lose a lot of collagen in their faces though which can give them a kind of sunken look. My dad looks thin in the face and he’s fairly overweight (not Trumpian but still)

God knows why this guy is being singled out like this.

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Cause he assaulted the FBI agent who served him?

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